Thanks. Are you sure you don't want to come? In a Civil War re-enactment we need lots of Indians to shoot.
AApu
I don't know what part of that sentence to correct first, but I cannot come.
“The Sweetest Apu” · Season 13
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (1), Principal Skinner (1), Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (1), Julius Hibbert (1), Disco Stu (1), Manjula (1)
[At the Civil War reenactment, Dr. Hibbert's horse takes off.])
For me, the war is over!
Oh, this battle is rife with inaccuracy. Hey you dead people, stop playing cards. And Stonewall Jackson, stop roller blading!
DSDisco Stu (as Stonewall Jackson)
The South will boogie again!
Oh, Homer. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
You bet I am!
(Homer imagines himself flying a hang glider while firing a ray gun at a terrified crowd below)
Hahahahaha! You can run, but you can't glide!
Hehehe! U S A! U S A!
I have to warn you, Apu does not have very much money.
DLDivorce Lawyer
Are you absolutely sure? Because legally, I am allowed to shake him by the ankles and see what falls out. It's established in the case of Lawyers vs. Justice. [chuckles] That was a wonderful day for us.
We have eight children. Will that affect the settlement?
DLDivorce Lawyer
[makes several joyful exclamations, then calms] Perhaps. [the lawyer jumps onto the table and starts dancing happily]
No offence, but you remind me of the monkey man who slaughtered my family's chickens!
DLDivorce Lawyer
[chuckles] Yes, I get that a lot.
DLDivorce Lawyer
When will you humans learn that your 'feelings', as you call them, can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?!
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