L.T. Smash quotes from The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

Who are you?

L.T. Smash

Aw, you'll find out in due time.

[reading an ID badge hanging from the mirror] Well, it says here your name is L. T. Smash.

L.T. Smash

The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash.

L.T. Smash

I want you to meet and greet the other members of the Party Posse. He's smart, he's soulful, he's Milhouse!

[someone spins a chair around to reveal Milhouse, with a new haircut and hipper clothing]

What up, G-money?

L.T. Smash

Next: He'll break your nose, your glasses, and your heart - Nelson.

[spins chair to reveal Nelson]

Wait, these are just guys from school. Who's next, Ralph Wiggum?

[spins his own chair around] Whee! I'm a pop sensation!

[Lisa takes off a '.' sticker on L.T. Smash's name sign and gasps]

Lt. Smash!

L.T. Smash

Yeah, that's right. Lt. L.T. Smash.

L.T. Smash

It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and super liminal.

Super liminal?

L.T. Smash

I'll show you.... [Shouts out the window at Lenny and Carl] HEY YOU! Join the navy!

Yeah, alright.

I'm in!

L.T. Smash quotes from The Simpsons