Who are you?
Aw, you'll find out in due time.
[reading an ID badge hanging from the mirror] Well, it says here your name is L. T. Smash.
The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash.
“New Kids on the Blecch” · Season 12
In this episode: L.T. Smash (4), Lisa Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (2), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Lenny Leonard (1), Ralph Wiggum (1), Carl Carlson (1)
I want you to meet and greet the other members of the Party Posse. He's smart, he's soulful, he's Milhouse!
[someone spins a chair around to reveal Milhouse, with a new haircut and hipper clothing]
What up, G-money?
Next: He'll break your nose, your glasses, and your heart - Nelson.
[spins chair to reveal Nelson]
Wait, these are just guys from school. Who's next, Ralph Wiggum?
[spins his own chair around] Whee! I'm a pop sensation!
[Lisa takes off a '.' sticker on L.T. Smash's name sign and gasps]
Lt. Smash!
Yeah, that's right. Lt. L.T. Smash.
How could you ruin the good name of Star Blitzzz! Productions?
It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and super liminal.
Super liminal?
I'll show you.... [Shouts out the window at Lenny and Carl] HEY YOU! Join the navy!
Yeah, alright.
I'm in!
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