Comic Book Guy quotes from The Simpsons

Played by Hank Azaria · 32 quotes · page 3 of 3

Played by Hank Azaria

The Simpsons · 3,477 quotes

In 32 of the 3,477 quotes from The Simpsons
Most scenes with: Bart Simpson (7), Homer Simpson (5), Marge Simpson (3)

Scenes with Comic Book Guy 22

BBurns

How much for your entire collection?

Comic Book Guy

Um, the speed of light expressed in dollars.

BBurns

[to Smithers] Just give him Faraday's constant.

S24 Dark Knight Court

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Marge

Eh, what's the penalty for... driving a tractor drunk through a... renaissance fair?

Patty

Can't help you! I might be having a stroke! I have to consult a competent medical professional! [types on a medicine website "Have I had a stroke?"] Hmm... Got that, got that... m-Hmm... Who doesn't have that? [groans] Is anyone here to get an ambulance license?

Comic Book Guy

That'll be mine!

Patty

Here you go! [gives him a license]

Comic Book Guy

I lied! [runs away]

S27 Puffless

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