“Puffless” · Season 27
In this episode: Marge Simpson (2), Patty (2), Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1), Comic Book Guy (1)
I'm about to say something I never thought I'd say to you... Something nice.
Mmhh?!
I only mock you because I'm jealous of what Marge has on you. I only have Selma, and now I don't even have that.
Oh, Patty, I waited so long for you to open a window of niceness.
No, that was it, window shut.
Eh, what's the penalty for... driving a tractor drunk through a... renaissance fair?
Can't help you! I might be having a stroke! I have to consult a competent medical professional! [types on a medicine website "Have I had a stroke?"] Hmm... Got that, got that... m-Hmm... Who doesn't have that? [groans] Is anyone here to get an ambulance license?
That'll be mine!
Here you go! [gives him a license]
I lied! [runs away]
Now, put your good clothes on.
I'm already in a dress and pearls, and I'm 8 years old.
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