The Loud House quotes

[surprised] Dude, that Chandler's a real jerk.

Yeah, he is. But he doesn't bother me, and that's the whole point. I mean, at first he really got to me, but the more I ignored him, the easier it got. Plus, why should I care what he has to say? I'm doing what I love. And that's all that matters.

Rita

And if you can handle Chandler, I think we can handle our critics. Right, everyone?

Luna

Totally.

Lynn Sr.

Yeah, I guess so.

That’s not the song!

I was jamming out, taking the accordion for a little walk.

Jamming is for hippies. Now, let's pick up where we left off. (The Doo Dads are huddled together, shivering in fear of their new bandmate’s behavior)

Lynn Sr

Uh.

(gulps)

The Doo Dads are Doo Dead. We are Raging Bolhofners! (The newly dubbed Raging Bolhofners start playing aggressive music)

WHAT?!

This is awful!

Who cut the power?

I did!

Why the heck would you do that? I was getting ready for my fourteen-minute solo. Lincoln: (inhales deeply): Mr. B, you’re fired.

Rita

Oh, honey, you must've been so delirious you trashed the house! I had no idea you were this sick. You need to get to bed immediately. [the porch then collapses, sending both her and her husband to the ground] But not here. Kids, come on. We have to go.

Lynn Sr.

Ah! Move to Canada. Smart. Chirpy won't find us there. [chuckles]

Rita

No. We'll stay with Aunt Ruth until the house is repaired. She'll be happy to help nurse you back to health. I should warn you, though, she'll want to show you her Malls of the Midwest slideshow.

Listen, change of plans. Coach Keck's stuck at the Gym Teacher's Convention, so I'll be in charge again next week. And that means more dodgeball! On Monday, you guys are playing the eighth graders.

Great news! That Viking team from Iceland I told you about just sailed in to play you in dodgeball.

(chuckles) You’re welcome.

[puzzled] Jumpin' jackalopes. How in the world did she steal our stories?

[pointing to Mick Swagger after Katherine exposed him out of disguise] Nobody punks us, Brit boy! Pudding him!

Stella

I don't get it! How does Katherine Mulligan keep scooping us?!

Someone needs to try to leak to her. My cousin Derek's starting to be a plumber. He says you have to find a leak and plug it or it gets worse.

Rusty's right. If we don't do something, this could be the end of the Action News Team.

We shouldn't follow the rat. We should wait at the nest.

What in the manure pile does that even mean?

Katherine is the nest, dawgs! If we follow her, the "leaker", or "rat", is gonna come to her!

Then we'll have our culprit! Rusty, that's a brilliant idea! Looks like it's time for an Action News Team undercover investigation!

8:02. Katherine takes a bite of Danish.

Stella

Roger that.

Okay, so Stella made a notebook of some "hot news leads", but they're all "fake." We "accidentally" drop it here by Principal Ramirez's car. As the "rat," she "finds it" and takes it to "the nest." Any questions?

Can you go over that one more time? I got lost in all the air quotes.

Gotcha. [he and his friends run over to Katherine and Principal Ramirez, surprising them with horror] Principal Ramirez! Action News Team!

Excuse me.

Principal Ramirez, how much has Katherine Mulligan been paying you to steal out news stories?

I don't know what you're talking about.

[sneaks up next to her and puts the microphone in her face, causing her to wobble and fall into the lake] We're asking the questions here.

The jig is up, Katherine "Shady Shader" Mulligan! The book Principal Ramirez was going to give you, is a bunch of phony news leaks we planted! Bam! [looks closely at the book cover] "Passion under the Pompeii Moon?" Uh-oh.

[snatches the book from him, angrily] You bet you're "uh-oh." Ms. Mulligan and I are in a book club together. Now someone get me out of here.

That's the story. We've been meeting to swap novels we're reading.

Stella

So you weren't leaking our stories?

Of course not! This what you spend your time on, making false accusations? I have half a mind to shut down the Action News Team.

Stella

Please, don't!

No, dawg!

We're sorry.

Give us another chance.

[steps in front] I'm Katherine Mulligan, and I agree with these children. Sure, they got the story wrong. But they've got real drive. [giggles] It reminds me of me when I was starting out. I say they deserve a second chance.

[out of her mind; annoyed] Fine. [The Action News Team jump and share a high-five; exits the lake, wagging her finger] But no more wild goose chases or knocking principals in lakes.

Promise.

We swear.

It was Zach.

Thanks, Ms. Mulligan. But we have to know, how the heck have you been able to scoop us?

With help from my boyfriend. He's a real sweetie with even sweeter leads. But I had no idea he was getting them from you.

Rita

[to her husband after Lisa leaves the kitchen, carrying the orange vase, mistaking it for the orange juice] Have you noticed Lisa's been acting a little off this week?

Pardon me, Father. [third flashback shows her sitting on the stairs while stroking a skunk] Good boy, Cliff. Good boy.

Leni

Uh, Lisa, that's not Cliff.

Lynn Sr.

Yeah, she needs new glasses.