A character in The Loud House
Played by Catherine Taber
The Loud House · 632 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Loud House: in 122 of its 632 quotes
Most scenes with: Lincoln (46), Leni (33), Luan (23)
Lori[Tear - stricken] No. It's not that, Leni. This whole weekend has been a bust. I came home to reconnect with you guys, and nothing went right. You were all off doing your own thing, and then... When we did spend time together, it was a disaster. [Gets up, still feeling upset] l feel like l'm not even a part of this family anymore.
Lori[Sighs, feeling better] Thanks, guys, l really needed to hear that.
LoriNo, no! I'm already dirty enough!
Lori[On the screen] Sorry, Mom. You just had to be there.
LoriMe?! Lincoln was the one who told me to chip it!
[The Louds follow Mick Swagger in the castle, except Lori who sees someone]
Lori[gasps] No way! You're the Duke of Buckleberry! I literally loved you in season three of Drama Kings! Do you and the Duchess ever get back together? Wait, don't tell me! No spoilers! Can I get a selfie?
Lori"Welcome to Camp Mastodon! I'm your counselor, Lori! Get ready because it's gonna be literally, [Jumping up and down excitedly] the most fun summer ever! Why? Um... hello! You're in the porcupines cabin!"
LoriLiterally...
See, guys? I told you. There's nothing to be afraid of. [gasps]
LoriWhat's it?
[on walkie talkie] Lincoln, Lincoln!
It's a ghost and it knows my name! [all scream] I'll save you sisters! AAH! [The lights turn on; Lincoln is attacking the laundry basket] Hiya! Take that, evil spirit!
LoriIf you want our couple name to be Lobby, you're going to show a bit- [notices Lincoln's letter on the floor] What's this? "Why Lori is the worst sister ever?" [gasps] Bobby, I wanna go. I'm about to turn Lincoln into a pretzel! [Lincoln jumps as Lori bursts out of the bathroom] LINCOLN! WHAT IS THIS?!
Well, it's another time to do the official dance of the Loud House: the Running Man! [dances away from Lori's wrath]
LoriBefore I get my own hands on you, I may- [Luna rocks, censoring Lori's rant of rage]
"What is happening?"
[His sisters release from the hug]
Lori"When a girl picks on you, that only ever means one thing: she likes you!"
"AAH!!!"
"That's ridiculous! She shoved a sandwich down my pants! I was picking sesame seeds out of my butt for days!"
"Awwwwww!!!"
"So romantic..."
Lori"That's a classic."
"You guys are nuts! She hates me! I'm gonna meet her today and give her a piece of my mind!"
Lori"You need to give her a piece of your heart instead."
"What?!"
"I think he needs to kiss her."
"WHAT?!"
"Go get her, romeo."
Lori"You so got this, little bro."
"Aw, our little Lincoln!"
"All grown up."
[Leni has a trash lid on her head, believing Lincoln's lie]
"All the bridesmaids should wear these hats at Lincoln's wedding. These are ALL the rage right now."
[Lincoln steps outside, marches up to the bully, and kisses her.]
"Awwwwww!!!"
[The bully punches him in the face.]
"Ooh!"
[as his sisters furiously rat out at him] Wait, wait, wait! Let me explain!
Lori[enraged] You've got exactly three seconds before we pulverize you!
[Lynn cracks her knuckles, preparing to pulverize Lincoln and Lisa starts her timer]
There was this video contest at school and I really wanted to win!
[incredibly outraged] You showed my sleep face for some stupid CONTEST?!
I just wanted a trophy to put in the case like you guys!
[firmly] You think you deserve a trophy for that, bro?!
No. I don't deserve it. Look! I'll delete the video!
Too late, Lincoln. The damage has already been done.
You made me look like a fool!
You made me look like a freak.
LoriYou made me look like I fart! And for the record, it was these shoes! See? [tries to make farting noise but fails] Of course it's not working now.
[Lincoln's sisters walk upstairs to their rooms as Lincoln chases after them]
Lori, I'm sorry! Wait! Luna, let me explain!
Can't hear you, bro! [closes her door]
Leni, Lori, I'm sorry!
LoriYou literally disgust me!
Yeah! [bumps her head as Lori pulls her in]
Lola, Lana, please!
You're uninvited to my birthday party FOREVER!
[She slams the door, then Lana opens the door and he thinks she forgives him]
I wanna slam it, too! [slams the door]
Lisa! Lisa? [A note slides outside Lisa's door, and Lincoln reads it] "Vengeance shall be mine." [shudders and moves to the next door] Guys, come on! I'm your brother!
[Lynn growls and walks away]
I have no brother! I know I say that a lot, but this time I mean it. [slams door]
[after sadly walking home from school] I sure hope that worked. [opens the door, only to find that his sisters are still furious] It didn't work.
Lori[sternly] Lincoln...
[remorsefully] I know I embarrassed you and I can't undo it, and I'm sorry, but the least I could do was embarrass myself right along with you, that way we'd all be even!
Even? You think this makes us even?
Well, I was trying to...
Yours was way worse!
Lori[joyfully] Yeah, that video was hysterical!
[Lincoln's sisters surround him and ensure him that they forgive him]
So, we're good?
We're good...brother.
Sorry you didn't win the trophy.
LoriBut we really appreciate what you did and thought you deserved something. [hands him a tiny trophy]
Wow. Thanks, guys. [runs to the case and places the trophy in his spot] "Most Improved Brother." [to the viewers] I did it. My sisters no longer despise me, Cristina's switching classes, and I finally made the case.
[Another flatulent sound occurs and Lori's sisters look at her suspiciously]
LoriIt was my shoe!
LoriWell, if that's the best seat, then I should get it. I'm the oldest.
You'd just barf all over it, dude! I should have it!
Beauty before age.
Yeah! So I should get it!
That seat belongs to me!
NO, I WANT IT!
You can yell all you want, but I'm already in the seat, and possession is 9/10 of the law.
You're gonna possess a bruise in a minute!
[The sisters glare at Lincoln, really angry]
GET HIM!
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