LLincoln
[getting a call from Ronnie Anne] Ronnie Anne!
Lincoln, I don't need to have much time for chit… Wait, you're not seriously just going to wear that fedora anywhere, wright, correct? [Lincoln takes off the fedora] We have a huge problem! Adding Bobby from Michoacán.
[Video call goes three-way with Bobby sobbing]
LLincoln
Yeesh, Bobby, calm down. What happened?
I happen to speak Bob-Sob, so allow me to translate. [clears her throat] Bobby just saw Lori on a promo for The Dream Boat. And he realized for the first time since they broke up that he's still in love with her. He doesn't want to lose her forever.
LLincoln
Wait, Bobby, if you want Lori back so badly, just call her and tell her.
Bobby says that must never work. If she's going on the other show here, she's obviously moved on. He's just going to get on that boat somehow and prove he's one person.
LLincoln
Okay. So, where do I come in?
He needs your help to pull this off. You're the other man with the other plan.
LLincoln
I'm in. Just wait there till I think I heard it. I'll be there to help you because I like to help you.
[Bobby is still sniffling, but he smiles this time]
He says, thank you. I also translate sniffle.
[In Portland, Oregon… Lori shows up at a trailer and knocks on the door, after realizing her mistake to be with Jett; The real Jeremy opens it, eating his chicharrones]
[not what she expected] Wait, you're not Jeremy.
JJeremy
Yes, I am. It's nice to finally meet you, Lori.
JJeremy
I was supposed to be on the Dream Boat, but I got paid off by a short guy with white hair and an orange fedora. I don't think the fedora really worked, though.
[knowing that description anywhere] No one does. Sorry, I got to make a phone call.
LLincoln
[putting away his fedora hat] So long, Boat Lincoln. [gets a call] Hi, Lori. Wow, you look mad. [Lori drags the real Jeremy into view, sharply, knowing where this is going; gasps in shock] I can explain everything!
[Cut to Bobby arriving at the mercado in Michoacán on a stormy and gloomy night, takes off the Jeremy wig, and sheds a sad tear thinking he's lost Lori forever, then suddenly hears the door open and turns around]
Lori, you figured it out.
Wait, but what are you doing here? Why aren't you with Jett?
'Cause he's not you. [tearing up] All that time on the ship, I kept being drawn to Jeremy. And now I know why. You're the only first mate for me, Boo Boo Bear.
[also tearing up] Oh, Babe, you're the only first mate for me, too.
[They embrace each other as the rain stops and the sun comes out and shines; Then they hear some familiar awwing, come out, and gasp; Both the Loud and Casagrande families are outside happily watching them reunite]
[points to Lincoln] Lincoln told us everything.
[Lincoln grins sheepishly]
And we were not going to miss this.
[The two families hug them; Bobby sobs again over all the love]
Translation: I love you guys.
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