Billy quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Yes, Irwin's mom is actually a mummy. Nobody can tell you who to fall in love with, but we've managed to make it work all these years. Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered.

Mandy

Eh, works for me.

Grim

Me too.

Billy

...But how did you and Irwin's mom...

Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered.

Billy

Grim, why do the good die young?

Grim

Well, it's mostly because I get confused.

[To Billy] So, you wanna join the organization.

Billy

What organization?

The CIA.

Billy

J-J-J!

What?

Billy

...Q-R-S-P-U-Z! Now I know the ABC's, next time won't you sing with ME?

Do you think you have what it takes to join us?

Billy

I have a rash on my butt!

Okay...

Billy

My mom tells me not to touch it, but I touch it anyway! [pauses] Please don't tell my mom!

Uh, sure.

Billy

Are you invi-siable?

No Billy, I'm in a different room.

Billy

The bathroom?

Billy, how would you like it if we wiped your mind and turned you into a covert warrior?

Billy

I LIKE FRENCH FRIES!

Yes! Come, Lord Shnissugah! Come and make us kings!

Billy

You sickos are in big big trouble!

Irwin

The CIA is on to us! Run, girls! [he runs to an open window] You ain't gettin' jack on me, yo! [he jumps out, and a CIA agent moves to follow him]

Billy

No. Let him go. He seems to have forgotten this classroom is on the third floor.

Billy

Hey! It's the Fluffy Cat... Fluffy... Cat.

Mindy

You've already said that!

Billy

(stupidly) Oh, yeah...

[monitor activates] I am Master Control, computer of the future.

Billy

[screams and jumps on Grim's arms]

Grim

That'd better be sweat dripping down your leg, boy.

I am programmed to run all of the machines at this attraction. My intelligence is beyond measure; I know everything there is to know, and I'm not too shabby at checkers.

Grim

Wait, how do you know EVERYTHING?

I just do, so there.

Grim

If you know everything, then what's the meaning of life?

Life has no meaning; only machine intelligence is truly significant on a cosmic scale.

Grim

Hmm, I didn't think he'd get that one right.

Billy

Oh, yeah? Then what's my favorite color?

Blue.

Billy

What's the best kind of bean?

Pinto.

Billy

Why is the sky blue?

Because of the refraction of sunlight through the water droplets in the sky.

Billy

Why do I ask so many questions?

Because you're a nuisance!

Billy

What's the color of my underwear?

White...

... with pink frilly lace.

Billy

[checks in his pants] WOW! It really DOES know everything.

...and, if you get to the Endsville mall in the next four minutes, you'll get a free Happy Huggy Stuffy Bear!

Billy

[thinking] Wait! Something was said... something good! Was it peanuts? No, something with free... was it FREE peanuts! No, peanuts are never free. What was free!

Free toys!

Billy

[grunts as he attempts to remember]

free BOYS!

Billy

[long pause] ... FREE BOYS!

Mandy

What's wrong with the TV?

Grim

Nothing, I'm just waiting for Billy to realize it isn't on.

Billy

[staring at a blank screen] ... Ooh, I LOVE this show!

I love you!

Billy

I love YOU.

I'll be your friend!

Billy

I'll be YOUR friend.

I'll do your bidding!

Billy

[in a trance] I'll do your bidding. Pardon me I have bidding to do. [leaves]

Mandy

Is Billy drooling more than usual.

Grim

Just be happy it's drool this time.

Delivery for Mandy.

Billy

Oh, big money! No whammies!

Billy

Hey, Grim! Why'd you cut off the head of my Huggy Stuffy Pony Bear?

Grim

Because it made you into a zombie.

Billy

Oh, You bears are all alike. You love us, you turn us into zombies, your heads get cut off and leave us brokenhearted.

Grim

You mortals are always picking your noses: [flashbacks] in your car, at the mall, in your car, at work, in your car, at school, in your car...

Billy

Hey, that's me!

[to Billy] You blew my nose... up!

Billy

[to the Nasalmancer] You blew MY nose... up!

Billy

Why you talkin' funny?

Irwin

[with an Indian accent] Because I am from Calcutta, in the mystical east.

Billy

No you're not, you live down the block and what's with that weird thingy on your head?

Irwin

[normal voice; angrily screaming] IT'S A TURBAN! IT'S WHAT I WEAR! I'M FROM THE MYSTICAL EAST! I'm in character, yo, so WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OFF ME?!?