Eris quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Mind control doesn't work on people who think.

Just think, Mandy. You, me, all the control, all the power, ALL THE FREE CHICKEN! Legions of zombie children to assist us in our quest for chaos! IT CAN ALL BE OURS! [laughs]

When a praying mantis devours her mate, it's because she loves him. When I do it, it's because I'M CRAZY! HAHAHAHA!

Hey, guess what - chicken butt, but seriously, did you know at Flabburger they actually THROW AWAY food that's been under a heat lamp for more than 36 hours? So, I brought you dorks lunch.

Grim

[transformed into a hideous monster; sarcastically] Here, Eris. Put it on my slimy flippers.

Mandy

[also a hideous monster; sarcastically] No, Eris, put it in my claw of a head, or rest it on Billy's udders.

Billy

[shoots milk out of his nose] Heh heh, I gots an udder.

[furious] Thud! THUD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

[nervous] Having some cereal.

And what have I said about having some cereal in the boardroom!?

Uhhh?

[spraying Thud with spray bottle] Bad Thud!

No, no!

[begging] No, please, no!

Mandy

Hey, Eris!

[whips head around] What!?

Mandy

You got a piece of food stuck between your teeth.

[looks down at her teeth] No, I don't...

Mandy

You do now.

Do you like lobster, Mr. Goodpoop?

Principal Goodvibes

It's good VIBES, and yes, I love lobster.

How about giant alien zombie lobster?

Principal Goodvibes

Well, I can't really say...

[indicates Hoss] This is Billy's dad. [indicates herself] I'm Billy's mom, [pulls out a trout] and this is a trout. [she proceeds to smack Goodvibes around the head with it

Principal Goodvibes

...Why'd you just hit me with a trout?

Because the mackerel wasn't fresh.