TV commercial quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Bacon-flavored toothpaste? Why didn't anybody think of it before??

Get a jump on puberty or just look cooler than ever before!

...and, if you get to the Endsville mall in the next four minutes, you'll get a free Happy Huggy Stuffy Bear!

Billy

[thinking] Wait! Something was said... something good! Was it peanuts? No, something with free... was it FREE peanuts! No, peanuts are never free. What was free!

Free toys!

Billy

[grunts as he attempts to remember]

free BOYS!

Billy

[long pause] ... FREE BOYS!