Gladys quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Gladys

It's time to kick it up a notch!

Gladys

[Repeated throughout the episode] He's MY baby!

Gladys

Oh, Mandy! You're such a legpuller!

Honey, are you okay?

Gladys

Never better! I just needed some time to relax after my skeleton episode!

There is somebody I would like you to meet. [introduces Gladys to the Grim Reaper.] This is Billy's new friend, George, Grimmy... or something.

Billy

It's our picnic fixings!

Grim

Picnic? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. You remember what happened last time, don't you?

Billy

Please pass the egg salad.

[popping out of the bushes] RAGGLE FRAGGLE!

Billy

Ahhhh! Somebody help me!

Billy

Yeah, that was pretty special. Wanna see my emotional scars?

Mandy

[coming into the room] What happened here? Did the refrigerator throw up?

Grim

Billy want us to go on a picnic.

Mandy

No way, José. You remember what happened last time?

Gladys

[coming into the room] Have you crazy kids been flashing back in here?

Grim

Yah. We've been trying to talk Billy out of going on a picnic.

Gladys

A picnic? Oh, honey! No! No! You remember what happened last time!

[coming into the room] What is this, a party?

Gladys

Dad! Talk some sense into your son! He wants to go on a... picnic!

After what happened last time? You all remember that, right?

Billy

[off screen] Please pass the egg salad.

[leaps out of the bushes] RAGGLE FRAGGLE!

Billy

Ahhhh! Somebody help me!

[Laughs] I say we let the boy go!

Billy

Rock on!

[Viking cuts Harold's pompadour off] Hey! My brain was in there!

Put me in the freezer!

Young man, you can be rude, break furniture, run up phone bills, shave the cat, and even harrass your mother! But when you touch the pomp, it's GO TIME!

Gladys

[as the Viking tries to attack her while she defends herself with a chair] See, Harold? I told you it was not a good idea for Billy to have doughnuts three times a day!

Gladys

Oh sorry, Billy. We weren't laughing AT you, we were laughing WITH you!

I was laughing at him.

... and it only cost us Billy's entire college fund!

Gladys

[Grabs Harold by the collar] WHAT did you say?!

I said "It's only cost us Billy's entire college fund!"

Gladys

Oh... well, it must be nice.

Gladys

Oh, for Pete's sake, Harold, what the heck is a giant anaconda doing in my kitchen?!

Pretty much whatever it wants, I'm thinking.

Billy

Bread-fairy elf-gnome, indeed! You're nothin' but a filthy stranger, and my mom tells me not to accept bread from filthy strangers!

Gladys

But Billy, I am your [Gladys' tic kicks in] Mommy!

Billy

My mom's ancient and grappling with the onsets of menopause.

Gladys

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Billy

Heheheh, you're fun! A little odd, but fun! I'll name you... Corn!

Gladys

I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!

Mandy

No, over here.

Honey, remember what I promised would happen someday?

Gladys

You got the surgery?

Even better! I got transferred on work!

Grim

Transferred?

Billy

Transferred?

Aren't you excited? We get to move to another town and leave behind everything that has meaning to you!

Billy

But I don't wanna leave. I just finished marking my territory.