[monitor activates] I am Master Control, computer of the future.
[screams and jumps on Grim's arms]
That'd better be sweat dripping down your leg, boy.
I am programmed to run all of the machines at this attraction. My intelligence is beyond measure; I know everything there is to know, and I'm not too shabby at checkers.
Wait, how do you know EVERYTHING?
I just do, so there.
If you know everything, then what's the meaning of life?
Life has no meaning; only machine intelligence is truly significant on a cosmic scale.
Hmm, I didn't think he'd get that one right.
Oh, yeah? Then what's my favorite color?
Blue.
What's the best kind of bean?
Pinto.
Why is the sky blue?
Because of the refraction of sunlight through the water droplets in the sky.
Why do I ask so many questions?
Because you're a nuisance!
What's the color of my underwear?
White...
[Master Control raises an eyebrow]
[Master Control puts on an annoyed face]
... with pink frilly lace.
[checks in his pants] WOW! It really DOES know everything.
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