Pud'n quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Pud'n

You're a pretty girl.

Pud'n

Mandy looks kinda funny.

Pud'n

Maybe he's apologizing for peeing on it for such a long time.

Pud'n

Mister Skarr, there's a candy bar in the pool!

Pud'n

Hey... you are that nice mister Skarr, with all those pretty flowers?

Billy

The bike rocks! The wheels are like circles! [The bike crashes and he falls] The bike is fine. I should still be able to ride it at home. [The bike catches on fire] I'm sweating, I should get one lemonade.

Billy

Who needs a dumb bike to have fun anyway? Walking can be its own reward. Come on, legs, you can do it.

Irwin

Hello, Billy.

Billy

Hello, Irwin.

Irwin

I'm having so much fun with my bike!

Irwin

Oh no!

Mindy

[knocks Billy over] Sorry! Are you alright, Billy?

Billy

Yep, I'm fine. What have you got on your feet?

Mindy

Rollerblades. You put one on each foot and whoosh!

Billy

You knocked me over.

Mindy

Yes. Sorry. I'll better see how they work. Look. And back the other way!

Billy

[laughs] Very good.

Mindy

Let's go! [Skates off]

Billy

Mindy's going fast. I saw an opportunity and I seized it.

Irwin

It was my bike tire. Look. It a got puncture.

How do bikes work?

Irwin

With pedals.

Irwin

Mr. Kid has mended my bike.

Billy

Irwin, Pud'n, Sperg and Mandy have bikes, Mindy has rollerblades and Shelly Marsh and General Skarr has a motorbikes.

Billy

Is it a red tricycle?

You always have to promise to drive it.

Billy

I promise!

I just remembered this story about a tortoise and a hare.

Billy

Can I tell you a story about the tortoise and the hare before I go with the red tricycle?

Of course you can.

Billy

Once there was a tortoise and a hare. They decided to have a race. But the tortoise was very slow. The hare knew he could run much faster than the tortoise and overtook him at once.

Then what happened?

Billy

Well, the hare stopped for a little rest and fell asleep.

Never!

Billy

And the tortoise, who was taking it very steady, overtook him.

You cannot be serious!

Billy

And to everyone's surprise, the tortoise won the race.

The story ended. It's time to go. Don't forget. You must drive it.

Billy

You’re a three-wheel dream! I'll name you... Trykie! Come on, Trykie, let's go have some fun!

Billy

Guys! Hey, guys! Do you notice anything new?

Irwin

[he and Pud'n burst out laughing] What is that, yo? Is that a tricycle?

Billy

Yep. Its name is Trykie.

Irwin

Incoming data packet for Billy: only big babies ride tricycles.

Billy

That’s not true.

Irwin

Ready for your bottle?

Billy

I’m not a big baby! I’m a young adult.

[singing] Baby Billy sitting in his crib, dripping mashed potatoes all down his bib.

Billy

You’re wrong! Trykie is cool! And I haven't worn a bib in months!

I love you Pud'n. Do you love me?

Pud'n

I love everyone, especially you.

Do you regret wishing for me, Pud'n?

Pud'n

How could I ever regret wishing for you?

Pud'n, have you ever heard of, Tough Love?

Pud'n

What's that?

Pud'n

What was that for?

Sometimes, love hurts, Pud'n... AND I LOVE YOU A LOT.

Pud'n

[crying] Poor, poor bunny. Why did you have to explode? Why?

[after being blown up, emerges from wreckage with skin and flesh falling off of him. His skull and bones are visible] It's okay, Pud'n. I forgive you. I forgive you because I love you, and I love you...to death. [Pud'n'lets out a wailing scream as the scene zooms into his mouth.]

Pud'n

Captain Deadwood, they called him. But don't let the name fool you... He's not REALLY a captain...

Thank you, Pud'n, for that... Interesting show-and-tell...

Pud'n

I don't need your pathetic sympathy!

Billy

Are there any chocolate cupcakes?

Pud'n

What happens if I eat the chocolate cupcake?

Irwin

Chocolate gives me diarrhea, yo!