Mindy quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Mindy

Wow, Mandy, what a great dog you have. Did you teach him to pee himself and run away?

Mindy

Putting makeup on you is like putting diamonds on a doo-doo. Give it up, Mandy. I was Little Miss Rickets last year, Little Miss Toe Jam the year before and, GIRRRRL, I'm gonna be Little Miss Scurvy this year.

Mindy

[to her cheerleading squad] Don't stop! Get it! Get it! SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE!

Billy

The bike rocks! The wheels are like circles! [The bike crashes and he falls] The bike is fine. I should still be able to ride it at home. [The bike catches on fire] I'm sweating, I should get one lemonade.

Billy

Who needs a dumb bike to have fun anyway? Walking can be its own reward. Come on, legs, you can do it.

Irwin

Hello, Billy.

Billy

Hello, Irwin.

Irwin

I'm having so much fun with my bike!

Irwin

Oh no!

Mindy

[knocks Billy over] Sorry! Are you alright, Billy?

Billy

Yep, I'm fine. What have you got on your feet?

Mindy

Rollerblades. You put one on each foot and whoosh!

Billy

You knocked me over.

Mindy

Yes. Sorry. I'll better see how they work. Look. And back the other way!

Billy

[laughs] Very good.

Mindy

Let's go! [Skates off]

Billy

Mindy's going fast. I saw an opportunity and I seized it.

Irwin

It was my bike tire. Look. It a got puncture.

How do bikes work?

Irwin

With pedals.

Irwin

Mr. Kid has mended my bike.

Billy

Irwin, Pud'n, Sperg and Mandy have bikes, Mindy has rollerblades and Shelly Marsh and General Skarr has a motorbikes.

Billy

Is it a red tricycle?

You always have to promise to drive it.

Billy

I promise!

I just remembered this story about a tortoise and a hare.

Billy

Can I tell you a story about the tortoise and the hare before I go with the red tricycle?

Of course you can.

Billy

Once there was a tortoise and a hare. They decided to have a race. But the tortoise was very slow. The hare knew he could run much faster than the tortoise and overtook him at once.

Then what happened?

Billy

Well, the hare stopped for a little rest and fell asleep.

Never!

Billy

And the tortoise, who was taking it very steady, overtook him.

You cannot be serious!

Billy

And to everyone's surprise, the tortoise won the race.

The story ended. It's time to go. Don't forget. You must drive it.

Billy

You’re a three-wheel dream! I'll name you... Trykie! Come on, Trykie, let's go have some fun!

Billy

Guys! Hey, guys! Do you notice anything new?

Irwin

[he and Pud'n burst out laughing] What is that, yo? Is that a tricycle?

Billy

Yep. Its name is Trykie.

Irwin

Incoming data packet for Billy: only big babies ride tricycles.

Billy

That’s not true.

Irwin

Ready for your bottle?

Billy

I’m not a big baby! I’m a young adult.

[singing] Baby Billy sitting in his crib, dripping mashed potatoes all down his bib.

Billy

You’re wrong! Trykie is cool! And I haven't worn a bib in months!

Mindy

So Mandy, what's it feel like?

Mandy

What?

Mindy

Being a loser all the time. Does it BURN?

Billy

Hey! It's the Fluffy Cat... Fluffy... Cat.

Mindy

You've already said that!

Billy

(stupidly) Oh, yeah...

Mindy

I guess not everyone can be as beautiful as I am or as popular as I am. But as beautiful and popular as I am, I bet there are some people who've never even heard of me: people in countries like Paris or Toronto, or in cities like Africa. I wish I was a big star!

I can make you the biggest star of all. But the bigger they get, the harder they fall!

Mandy

Mindy, beauty pageants are ridiculous contests for ridiculous girls.

Mindy

Oh, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy. Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy. Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy. Man-deeeee. You ugly people are so predictable. But since you were born hideous and beast-like, it's not my place to judge.

Mindy

You REALLY are going to enter the Little Miss Scurvy pageant, aren't you, Mandy?

Mandy

Yes, Mindy. Scared of the competition?

Mindy

I'm scared that the judges will mistake you for a big doo-doo monster and chase you out of town with torches.

Grim

Oh, yeah? We'll see who chases whom with torches.

Billy

Yeah! Mandy'll take your pants off!

Grim

Beat your pants off...

Billy

BEAT your pants off.

Mindy

Oh, I'm SO sure she'll win. And in case you didn't know -- that was sarcasm. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get a rib removed.

Principal Goodvibes

And say hello to our impartial judges: General Skarr... Cap'n Greengums... and Mindy's mom!

Hi, honey!

Mindy

Hi, Mommy!

Grim

Impartial my big, boney...

Principal Goodvibes

BUT, before we begin, let's stop and think about why we are here...

My wife made me come!

Principal Goodvibes

[Scowls, then resumes] Scurvy is a terrible, terrible disease... Isn't that right, Cap'n Greengums?

Arr, I used to have a set of perfect gums, over which the tavern wenches swooned! But then, I got the scurvy! They had to replace me gums with... with... KOSHER PICKLES! [Starts to cry, and hugs Skarr] And I hate pickles!

Principal Goodvibes

Statistics show the number one cause of scurvy is IGNORANCE! Please do not boil your fruit juices. I cannot stress this enough, people! [farts] Now with that out of the way -- let the pageant begin!

Principal Goodvibes

Gom Jabbar!

Mindy

It BURRRRRNS! [pulls out hand]

Arrrr, that'll cost 'er some points.

Mindy

That's not fair! I'm a captain! And if I go, I'm taking all my girls with me!

Fine! Mandy's way better than you, anyway.

Mindy

Listen here, Mandy! If you'll become captain. I swear! I will never, ever, EVER speak to you again!

Mandy

Well, I can't pass up that offer. I'll do it.

Mindy

Uh! [growls] You...AGGGHHHH! [anger mumbling)

[after trying to make Mindy open her lunch box for some time] Look, are you gonna open my lunch box and look inside or not, you big LOSER! [Mindy, the girls and Irwin scream]

Mindy

[stamering in shock] Wh-what? I-I-I'm not a lo-loser! You're the... [Dora walks away] Hey, get back here! I'm not through humiliating you, you... you bean!

Er, mind if I join you.

Mandy

Anyone who can do THAT do Mindy can join us!

Mindy

[in increasingly panicked voice]I'm not a loser. Loser...bean, BEAN, LOSER!