Grim quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

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This bites! Those kids don't deserve the friends like me. Everyday, I play with them until my eyes bleed! [sniffs]

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[singing, while in Milkshake's body]

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She may have won the battle, but she has NOT won the war.

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Ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee!

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No child, that's not bad luck. You're just stupid!

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You don't want to make me mad! I get angry when I'm mad!

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Cerberus is a monster! He didn't just eat my homework; he ate me dad!

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[after Billy takes him by surprise] Billy, what are you trying to do?! Scare me to me?!

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See, Mandy? All we had to do was shake him and yell. It's the answer to everything! [Billy punches him in the face] Me face!

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And people think I'm scary. [calls out to the women in the parlor] 1983 ended a really long time ago, ladies!

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[to the Snake Nerds] You disgust me, too! You're all old enough, so wear some deodorant! I've been trying not to vomit in my own mouth all day!

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Why does the fate of humanity always end up in the hands of an idiot?

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One little, two little, three headless huggy bears, four little, five little, six headless huggy bears, seven little, eight little, nine headless huggy bears, and I still have a million to go!

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Never get this feeling something really bad is about to..

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[after Billy is hit by a flying croquet ball] What? It wasn't me. If I wanted to get rid of you two, I'd use something bigger. Like a truck.