Harold quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Son, it's awfully hard to read the paper through your butt.

No, no, no son... Fish don't have feelings, they're made of foam latex!

Son, I never said you this before, and I probably won't ever say it again, but... I love you son.

It's not the size of the fish that counts. It's how you cook 'em!

[tying things to the roof of his car] See, Mandy? Only a MAN can tie a knot like that.

While you kids are talking, I'm gonna pick my nose! Just wanted to give you the heads up.

Well, you see son, if Daddy shaves his face, mommy shaves her legs!

I gotta have it! I didn't learn my lesson the first time!

I'm no quitter... and I'm NOT girly... I'm a ballet dancer!

Say, Grim left his magic stick thingy!

[talking like a commercial announcer] Hello, friends! Tired of living? Those Sunday brunches gotcha down? Well, I can relieve all that ails 'ya with this "magic stick thingy"! Side effects may include missing limbs, hair loss, and not living anymore!

Take me with you. I mean, yeah. Go home to your own- Hold on. You mean to tell me that Mandy isn't our daughter? This whole time I thought she was, and what? Now you say she isn't. So tell me, who does Billy belong to? How much of my life is a lie? Is our Marriage fake? What about this house? My shirt, my underwear. Is this all part of some interplanetary conspiracy to make me think I'm a lowly construction worker?

Honey, are you okay?

Gladys

Never better! I just needed some time to relax after my skeleton episode!

There is somebody I would like you to meet. [introduces Gladys to the Grim Reaper.] This is Billy's new friend, George, Grimmy... or something.

Time to put the shrimp on the barbie!

Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

So son, wanna go fishin'?

Billy

NO! Turkey

[happily] That's the spirit!

Billy

It's our picnic fixings!

Grim

Picnic? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. You remember what happened last time, don't you?

Billy

Please pass the egg salad.

[popping out of the bushes] RAGGLE FRAGGLE!

Billy

Ahhhh! Somebody help me!

Billy

Yeah, that was pretty special. Wanna see my emotional scars?

Mandy

[coming into the room] What happened here? Did the refrigerator throw up?

Grim

Billy want us to go on a picnic.

Mandy

No way, José. You remember what happened last time?

Gladys

[coming into the room] Have you crazy kids been flashing back in here?

Grim

Yah. We've been trying to talk Billy out of going on a picnic.

Gladys

A picnic? Oh, honey! No! No! You remember what happened last time!

[coming into the room] What is this, a party?

Gladys

Dad! Talk some sense into your son! He wants to go on a... picnic!

After what happened last time? You all remember that, right?

Billy

[off screen] Please pass the egg salad.

[leaps out of the bushes] RAGGLE FRAGGLE!

Billy

Ahhhh! Somebody help me!

[Laughs] I say we let the boy go!

Billy

Rock on!