Mandy quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Mandy

[in Milkshakes' body] You know, Billy... you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Mandy

[looking sad] What have I done? Everybody has vanished off the face of the Earth. Because of that last dumb wish, I'm alone now. No Billy, no Grim, no Grim's mom, nobody. [smirks sneakily] PERFECT.

Mandy

Grim! It's chore day, you slacker. Stop monkeying with that Hill Billy dork and go clean the toilet.

Mandy

Hey, shut the door! What are ya, raised in a barn?

Mandy

Boy, Saliva, you really are a pathetic dog... but I guess you're MY pathetic dog.

Mandy

[After being trapped in the story-book] Someday, you will all PAY. [her voice echoes throughout the room as the episode ends]

Mandy

I'm gonna open up my own personal can of Powerpuff on you two.

Mandy

[about Billy] Listen, Hoss, what you have there isn't a sasquatch. What you have there isn't far enough up the evolutionary scale.

Mandy

[to her nerve] Now you listen up, pal. You are NOT what makes me Mandy. I don't need some pompous polyp to be dark, foreboding and charmingly cynical! I am what makes me Mandy! You got that?!

Mandy

OK, Grim, when the rainbow appears, you take me to the end of it, and I'll shake down the leprechaun for its gold.

Mandy

Now matter how bad it seems, it could get worse. [screen flashes revealing herself as an ugly, green monster as she disappears in a flash]

Mandy

Money is the root of all evil. I think I NEED more money.

Mandy

The road to stupid is paved with good intentions.

Mandy

[after seeing Billy's butt through the hole in the back of his pants] I've just lost my ability to see! I can still feel your butt looking at me.

Mandy

I would ask if you're okay... but I don't care.