Fred Fredburger quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Fred Fredburger

Gosh, I love paperwork... especially the part where I get to write my name. F, R, E, D... F, R, E, D... B, U, R... G... E... R! Fred Fredburger! Yes!

Fred Fredburger

I like the hammer-thingie. When you do NOT get one!

Fred Fredburger

Judge, the nachos made my poo-poo really stinky.

Fred Fredburger

[About Wiggy Jiggy Jed's hat] Hey, can I try on that hat? I think it's important. I think it's important that I try on the hat, because...

Judge Roy Spleen

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Fred Fredburger

Judge?

Judge Roy Spleen

No! Shut up!

Fred Fredburger

...Judge?

Judge Roy Spleen

SHUT UP!

Fred Fredburger

Judge?

Judge Roy Spleen

I ORDER YOU TO SHUT UP!

Fred Fredburger

Judge?

Judge Roy Spleen

WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP?!?!?! [Silence]

Fred Fredburger

...Judge? [Judge Roy Spleen finally gives in and he gives Fred the hat]

Fred Fredburger

Yes.

It's obvious to everyone here,

Fred Fredburger

I have to make poo-poo!

Fred Fredburger

Hey, hey... are you gonna cry?

Billy

[crying] Sh-Shut up!

Fred

Uh Judge, where are the nachos?

Judge Roy Spleen

There aren't any nachos!

Fred

Oh, then, where are the hot dogs?

Judge

There are no hot dogs!

Fred

Pizza?

Judge

No!

Billy

Tacos?

Fred

I like tacos!

Judge Roy Spleen

[bashes Billy and Mandy together] Don't encourage him!

Fred Fredburger

[Grim accidentally spilled Fred's frozen yogurt] NO! You... KILLED my yogurt!

Grim

No, Fred! It was an accident!

Fred Fredburger

Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger!

Billy

Eh, good going, yogurt killer.