General Skarr quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

General Skarr

I'll show them what real power is! TAKE MY LOVE, MY PAIN, AND ALL OF MY ANGER!

General Skarr

[making cornbread] Real corn makes it special.

General Skarr

Ahh, Billy! [spots Billy's parents] ...And some other people.

Skarr

My garden, MY GLORIOUS GARDEN! I told you to stay away from my garden.

Billy

Thanks, Mr. One Eye.

General Skarr

My name is Mr. Skarr!

Billy

How come you got only one eye? Are you sensitive about it? Because if I had only one eye, I would be sensitive about it. You should wear an eye patch like a pirate, then all you need is a puffy shirt. Do you own a puffy shirt? You look like you would.

General Skarr

Give me that! [General Skarr takes off with Grim's scythe.]

Grim

Hey! It's not polite to steal from little girls!

Billy

That story was so beautiful, it gave me gas. [farts] But don't you ever miss your old job?

General Skarr

[fondly] Miss commanding regimented forces of destructive power? As we encircle the globe with our terrible iron fists of might? [raising his voice and slowly becoming more maniacal] Crushing down all the pathetic fools who dared stand before us? Gorging our bellies on their cries for mercy, until at last, I ALONE STAND AS THE GLORIOUS DARK LORD OF ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE?!!!! [gasps for breath before suddenly calming down] Not at all. Don't miss it.

General Skarr

[On phone] Hello?

Billy

[Whispering] Ultimate power.

You know, Skarr, there's something different about you lately. I can't quite squeeze my finger on it.

General Skarr

Different? [laughs nervously and gulps] It must be my... healthy glow of victory.

No... it's your hair! [indicates the giant leaf growing out of Skarr's head] You finally got one!

General Skarr

Billy, how would you like to see something REALLY special?

Billy

Ooh! Is it a lady covered in ants wearing a loaf of bread as a hat, 'cuz I'd really like to see that, mmm-hmm.

General Skarr

[bewildered] N-No.

General Skarr

Who dares challenge Skarr! Prepare to meet my DOOM!

Grim

I guess it's your turn Billy... I mean Pud'n.