Judge Roy Spleen quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Judge Roy Spleen

Let's get this party started. Do you, Billy, take Mandy to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Billy

I DO!

Judge Roy Spleen

And do you, Mandy, take Billy to be... [security guard whispers in his ear] Wait, not a wedding?

Mandy

This whole charade is pointless! Grim should belong to me!

Billy

Shut your dirty pie hole! He should belong to me!

Judge Roy Spleen

BOTH of you shut your dirty pie holes! You will follow the rules of the underworld court, or so help me, I'll make you sit in the chocolate pudding chair! THE STAINS WILL NEVER COME OUT OF YOUR CLOTHES!

[both gulp]

Got it?!

Fred Fredburger

[About Wiggy Jiggy Jed's hat] Hey, can I try on that hat? I think it's important. I think it's important that I try on the hat, because...

Judge Roy Spleen

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Fred Fredburger

Judge?

Judge Roy Spleen

No! Shut up!

Fred Fredburger

...Judge?

Judge Roy Spleen

SHUT UP!

Fred Fredburger

Judge?

Judge Roy Spleen

I ORDER YOU TO SHUT UP!

Fred Fredburger

Judge?

Judge Roy Spleen

WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP?!?!?! [Silence]

Fred Fredburger

...Judge? [Judge Roy Spleen finally gives in and he gives Fred the hat]

Fred Fredburger

Yes.

Fred

Uh Judge, where are the nachos?

Judge Roy Spleen

There aren't any nachos!

Fred

Oh, then, where are the hot dogs?

Judge

There are no hot dogs!

Fred

Pizza?

Judge

No!

Billy

Tacos?

Fred

I like tacos!

Judge Roy Spleen

[bashes Billy and Mandy together] Don't encourage him!