Billy quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Billy

[wearing Skarr's military uniform] Hey, everybody, look! I'm a used car salesman!

Billy

So, as I was saying, there are lots of words that rhyme with "cheese"!

Billy

You... DISGUST me! I thought you were bad. You ain't bad, you ain't nothin'!

Billy

[to Lord Pain] I like the way you break stuff.

Billy

[after using snapping turtle bikini wax] No more unsightly nubs!

Billy

[thinking a really big kid is Mandy because his eyes are so bad] Boy, Mandy, you've been packing on the pounds lately!

Billy

I am a golf ball. I am a golf ball. Oh, what a golf ball I am.

Billy

Stop it! Stop the fighting! Why do you have to hate each other? Can't you see you're just like peas and mashed potatoes? Some people don't like them to touch each other if they're on the same plate. But it's okay... it's okay if they touch! Because they both get chewed up by the mouth! And sent down the esophagus and dissolved into the stomach and absorbed into the intestines and, oh no, I won't go any further than that. But the point is, we're all just nutrients in the great big digestive system called LIFE!

Billy

[trying to find an evil empire to destroy with his superpowers] Hello? Evil empire? Legion of doom? Plague of society? Threat to mankind, where are you?

Billy

[still trying to find an evil empire, he looks down and sees a bunch of bacteria] Infinitesimal evil! In the name of the Earth, and all that is clean and fresh! Environmentally safe, and partially hydrogenated! I... uh... I! Uh, I... uh... ...AH SHOOT MAH YOGHURT!

Billy

Uh, mom? The bathroom is talking to me again. Should I get my vitamins?

Billy

All the ladies love me!

Billy

Oh, I like that! Rugged Billy! [Hair grows more] Mountain Billy! [Hair throws into a thick beard, and Billy laughs] Hillbilly!

Billy

You spent the reward money on a new TV?! Awww! I wanted a baby iguana!

Billy

You don't always have to solve your problems by fighting, you can work through them by talking things out. Or, by buying expensive gifts.