Hoss Delgado quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Hoss Delgado

Stupid... but clever.

Hoss Delgado

You've never truly been loved until you've been eaten by a giant bug.

Hoss Delgado

So there I was, facing 12 feet poop elves. Didn't have anywhere to run-

Principal Goodvibes

Umm, excuse me, but how could they be elves if they were 12 feet tall?

It was a leap year.

Goodvibes

But, that still doesn't explain-

You sharpshooting me, Goodpudding?

Goodvibes

Uh, I was just-

Hoss Delgado

Are you stepping in my cornflakes?!

Goodvibes

No, I was just-

Lemme tell you something about stepping into people's cornflakes... it's a weird way to eat cornflakes.

Hoss Delgado

[interrupts Goodvibes] Come on, Goodvibes, out with it! Is our little Remus on the bullet train to Smartsville, or is he riding the slow pony to the rubber forest?

Goodvibes

Well, I think...

Hoss Delgado

[pulls out a giant green spork] Think hard.