[looking sad] What have I done? Everybody has vanished off the face of the Earth. Because of that last dumb wish, I'm alone now. No Billy, no Grim, no Grim's mom, nobody. [smirks sneakily] PERFECT.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Honey, are you okay?
Never better! I just needed some time to relax after my skeleton episode!
There is somebody I would like you to meet. [introduces Gladys to the Grim Reaper.] This is Billy's new friend, George, Grimmy... or something.
It's time to kick it up a notch!
She may have won the battle, but she has NOT won the war.
PPhil
Time to put the shrimp on the barbie!
Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee!
I HATE BUGS! OH MY GOSH! WHAT IF I TURN INTO A BUG RIGHT NOW?!
Let's do a bug test. Tell me the first thing that crawls into your little brain. Lady.
Bug!
June.
Bug!
Yo sucka don't be...
Buggin'!
Yep. You're turning into a bug.
[screams] BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG!
[Billy rides the bike.]
The bike rocks! The wheels are like circles! [The bike crashes and he falls] The bike is fine. I should still be able to ride it at home. [The bike catches on fire] I'm sweating, I should get one lemonade.
[Cut to timecard "An awful lot of lemonade later", with the Male Narrator reading it, then back to Billy with a bloated belly]
Who needs a dumb bike to have fun anyway? Walking can be its own reward. Come on, legs, you can do it.
Hello, Billy.
Hello, Irwin.
I'm having so much fun with my bike!
[Irwin's bike crashes into a wall and his bike tire gets a puncture]
Oh no!
[knocks Billy over] Sorry! Are you alright, Billy?
Yep, I'm fine. What have you got on your feet?
Rollerblades. You put one on each foot and whoosh!
You knocked me over.
Yes. Sorry. I'll better see how they work. Look. And back the other way!
[laughs] Very good.
Let's go! [Skates off]
Mindy's going fast. I saw an opportunity and I seized it.
It was my bike tire. Look. It a got puncture.
WKWeird kid
How do bikes work?
With pedals.
[Mr. Kid mends Irwin's bike]
Mr. Kid has mended my bike.
Irwin, Pud'n, Sperg and Mandy have bikes, Mindy has rollerblades and Shelly Marsh and General Skarr has a motorbikes.
[Billy has a bloated belly and has to use the portable toilet. After using the portable toilet, he goes to the wheels store.]
Is it a red tricycle?
WKWeird kid
You always have to promise to drive it.
I promise!
WKWeird kid
I just remembered this story about a tortoise and a hare.
Can I tell you a story about the tortoise and the hare before I go with the red tricycle?
WKWeird kid
Of course you can.
Once there was a tortoise and a hare. They decided to have a race. But the tortoise was very slow. The hare knew he could run much faster than the tortoise and overtook him at once.
WKWeird kid
Then what happened?
Well, the hare stopped for a little rest and fell asleep.
WKWeird kid
Never!
And the tortoise, who was taking it very steady, overtook him.
WKWeird kid
You cannot be serious!
And to everyone's surprise, the tortoise won the race.
WKWeird kid
The story ended. It's time to go. Don't forget. You must drive it.
[Billy drives it out of the wheels store.]
You’re a three-wheel dream! I'll name you... Trykie! Come on, Trykie, let's go have some fun!
Guys! Hey, guys! Do you notice anything new?
[he and Pud'n burst out laughing] What is that, yo? Is that a tricycle?
Yep. Its name is Trykie.
Incoming data packet for Billy: only big babies ride tricycles.
That’s not true.
Ready for your bottle?
I’m not a big baby! I’m a young adult.
IPIrwin and Pud'n
[singing] Baby Billy sitting in his crib, dripping mashed potatoes all down his bib.
You’re wrong! Trykie is cool! And I haven't worn a bib in months!
No child, that's not bad luck. You're just stupid!
[scanning Billy] Just as I suspected. His brain is caught in a weird juju vortex, and his good luck matrix is in the red. This could only mean one thing: Catastrophe Snail!
Catastrophe Snail?!
Right in your noodle.
But how did it get there?
It must have been in that restaurant when Billy spilled the salt. I told him to throw salt over his shoulder to PREVENT bad luck, but Billy panicked. He reached for the salt, but he grabbed the pepper. That's when the snail must have appeared on Billy's shoulder. Salt would've have fizzled that slimeball, but Billy threw pepper. And at that time, the whole place was sneezing. So, that snail slipped right into Billy's ear with nobody noticing a ting. Once the Catastrophe Snail gets in your head, he plugs his shell right into brain. And once he's plugged in, mon, he'll be reprogramming your mind to have nothing but bad luck only. Dig it?
CSCatastrophe Snail
I love my job.
Yeah, mon. And if we don't pull him out soon... I guess it's fatal.
[screaming] He's messing with my head!
CSCatastrophe Snail
[after being evicted from Billy's brain] This is definitely NOT my lucky day.
So son, wanna go fishin'?
NO! Turkey
[happily] That's the spirit!
No, no, no son... Fish don't have feelings, they're made of foam latex!
[Thinking that a pelican is Billy.]
Son, I never said you this before, and I probably won't ever say it again, but... I love you son.
It's not the size of the fish that counts. It's how you cook 'em!
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