Miles quotes from The Golden Girls

Miles

She sure left in a hurry.

Sophia

Hey, who told her to feed me cabbage?

Rose

You're a college professor?

Miles

What did you think I meant when I said I taught Hemingway?

Rose

I thought you were old.

Rose

[returning from a date with Miles to see The Glass Menagerie] Frankly, I was a little disappointed.

Miles

Really?

Rose

Yeah. When you told me you were taking me to a revival of Tennessee Williams, I was expecting something more along the lines of a seance.

Miles

[laughing] Rose, I have never met anyone like you!

Sophia

Check the cornfield on Hee Haw.

Rose

[after Miles forcefully tells her to stop seeing Buzz] Oh, Miles. I find this side of you very exciting!

Miles

Well, it's the jungle cat in me. I try to keep it very carefully hidden, of course.

Rose

[smiling seductively] M-R-R-R-OWL!

Miles

I hope you're ready for a swell time Rose.

Rose

[Who has to stay celibate until water comes in St Olaf ] Sure just give me a minute. [Goes to Blanche] What if he wants to go back to his place?

Blanche

Tell him you have a lot of work to do at home.

Rose

I don't wanna lie.

Blanche

When you get home I'll make you clean out the garage.

Rose

Thanks Blanche, I owe you one.

Blanche

I just don't know what I'm gonna do -- [walks into living room and sees Miles dressed in Amish attire] -- boy, you find out you're a Jew with a dilemma and these rabbis come out of the woodwork.

Dorothy

Rose...who is this?

Rose

Oh, this? This...this is...this is a friend...his name is Samuel Plankmaker. [to Miles] Samuel, these are my roommates. [to the others] Girls, you know Miles -- Samuel ! [grimaces] Shoot! Sorry...

Miles

I'm so sorry ladies, it's -- it's me! I was trying to play a trick on ya.

Sophia

Silly rabbi, tricks are for kids.

Sophia

Miles, I'm glad you're here, I need to talk to you --

Miles

Later.

Sophia

Rose, this is really important --

Rose

Maybe later, Sophia.

Sophia

Dorothy, I can't breathe!

Dorothy

Not now, Ma! [pauses] Alright, but this better be important.

Sophia

It depends. How important is...[shows Dorothy the ring] ...the Pope's ring?

Dorothy

[looking at the ring] Alright, Ma, squirt me in the face and get it over with.