Is it possible to love two men at the same time?
Set the scene, have we been drinking?
“Twice in a Lifetime” · Season 5, Episode 19
In this episode: Rose Nylund (4), Dorothy Zbornak (3), Blanche Devereaux (3), Sophia Petrillo (3), Miles (1)
Ma, we need to talk. I waited up for you until two in the morning, and you still weren't home.
Oh, yea, Gertie and I and some of the girls went to Wolfie's to pick up guys.
I called Wolfie's at 11, you weren't there.
Guess who got lucky?
Oh God!
[after Miles forcefully tells her to stop seeing Buzz] Oh, Miles. I find this side of you very exciting!
Well, it's the jungle cat in me. I try to keep it very carefully hidden, of course.
[smiling seductively] M-R-R-R-OWL!
Oh, my God. Now she's with the other boyfriend. It's like living with Cher. [goes into the kitchen]
Ma.
Sophia, you're here. And you have your suitcase. Does that mean you're moving back?
I don't get it. I'm gone a few days and the dumb one's in there acting like a slut, while the slut's in here being stupid.
Ciao, Auf Wiedersehen, arrivederci and sayonara.
Gee, she could have at least said goodbye.
[on Rose's feelings for Buzz] First love can be very powerful. I felt the same way about Heywood Boyle, the star pitcher on our high school baseball team. Oh, an amazing athlete. That man had exceptional control... [gets a far-away, aroused look on her face] ...he was always up for extra innings... and his delivery, oh!...
ALL RIGHT, BLANCHE, ENOUGH!
Yeah, we get it. ... So what was he like in bed?
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