Magda quotes from The Golden Girls

Magda

[marveling at Blanche's house] Such a beautiful home! Who sleeps with government official?

Dorothy

That would be my friend Blanche.

Magda

[on Communism] The way things were, we knew what to do, the choices were easy. When there is one road, no one gets lost.

Rose

Not necessarily. Back in St. Olaf---

Dorothy

Rose, is this a story about someone getting lost?

Rose

Uh-huh.

Dorothy

Well, don't tell us, show us.

Magda

I had very bad fight with my sister once.

Blanche

Oh, really? Tell us about it.

Magda

I turned her over to secret police.

Blanche

And?

Magda

And what? I turned her over to secret police. No more to tell.

Magda

Rose, how can you say America is the best. Everywhere you look, you see the rich take advantage of the poor, there is so much inequity.

Rose

Well sure there's inequities but at least we treat everybody the same.