Al Mullins quotes from The Golden Girls

Al Mullins

I'd like to ask you about your next-door neighbors, the McDowells.

They're not who you think they are.

Rose

You mean we invited the wrong people to dinner?

Dorothy

Well, if anybody's going to do it, it should be me.

Al Mullins

Why you?

Dorothy

Because I am the best under pressure.

Sophia

And she bears a striking resemblance to Barnaby Jones.

Al Mullins

We'll use the bathroom as a lookout and the kitchen as a base.

Sophia

Fine. We'll just cook in the fireplace and pee in the broom closet.

Dorothy

[about Sophia] She's really a very sweet woman. She just doesn't like to show it.

Al Mullins

Is that a family trait?