[to Miles' daughter] Oh, Caroline, one year after your mother's demise is more than respectable. Why, I've had people call me when their wife was in intensive care! Granted, these men were not pillars of their community.
“Triple Play” · Season 5, Episode 14
In this episode: Blanche Devereaux (3), Sophia Petrillo (3), Dorothy Zbornak (2), Rose Nylund (2), Miles (1)
Boy! Mother Devereaux was dead set against me marrying George. She wanted her little boy to marry a virgin.
How did she know you weren't?
Maybe it was all those Honk if You've Had Blanche Bumper Stickers.
Dorothy, do we know anybody named Cecelia?
Your cousin, Ma. She only has weeks to live.
Oh. Next time I'll accept the charges.
[returning from a date with Miles to see The Glass Menagerie] Frankly, I was a little disappointed.
Really?
Yeah. When you told me you were taking me to a revival of Tennessee Williams, I was expecting something more along the lines of a seance.
[laughing] Rose, I have never met anyone like you!
Check the cornfield on Hee Haw.
[on her scheme to put a fake ad in the paper for a Mercedes for sale, in order to meet men] I'm renting [a Mercedes] and pretending it's for sale. All day tomorrow, men are going to be showing up here for a test drive! You can tell a lot about a man by the way he drives.
You know, that's true. Sometimes Stan couldn't even get the key in the ignition.
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