Rebecca quotes from The Golden Girls

Mama offered to drive us over to Vero Beach to see the Dodgers play. Jeremy's a big baseball fan.

Becky's a bigger one. Becky's a bigger everything.

Dorothy

Not everything, Jeremy.

Oh, I hate these moments.

Blanche

Me too. I never did learn how to say goodbye.

Rose

Oh, there are so many ways to say farewell. Auf wiedersehen, arrivederci, adiós, hasta luego...

Dorothy

Get lost.

Rose

See, there's another one. Good, Dorothy!

Blanche

[in the sperm bank during Becky's doctor's appointment] What in hell are we doin' here? I feel like I'm in the middle of some awful dream, yet I know it can't be a dream because there are no boy dancers.

Mother!

Blanche

I just cannot believe you are actually going to give money to someone like this "sperm pusher!" You are a Devereaux, a Devereaux has never had to pay for it, I certainly haven't.

Dorothy

She's always depended on the kindness of strangers.

I got up early and did some research. There's a sperm bank not far from here.

Rose

How convenient.

Sophia

No kidding do they have a drive up window?

Well, Mama, I'm going to do this whether you like it or not.

Blanche

Oh? Oh, I see, missy. So this is the thanks I get for all those cold nights when you were a baby crying, and I had to get up out of bed and grope around in the dark for my slippers and robe, make my way all the way downstairs and, scream for the governess?!! [storms off]

[screaming from labor pains] Oh... ohh... ohhh... YIKES!

Sophia

[knocks on wall behind her head] Blanche, cut it out. I'm trying to get some sleep.

I'm going to have my baby in a natural birthing center with no painkillers.

Blanche

Becky, honey, I told you where babies come from, did I ever mention where they come out?

Dorothy

Becky, wouldn't you rather have your baby in a place with less stereo and more...

Dorothy

Morphine?

Why is she screaming?

Sophia

She's conscious.

(enters the bedroom and waking Dorothy) Dorothy, I was just wondering what being in labor feels like.

Dorothy

Well, how do you feel?

(serious) If I had any military secrets, I'd talk.

Dorothy

Showtime!

Rose

[Comes into the room while Rebecca is in labor] Am I crazy or did I hear screaming?

Dorothy

Yes and yes! It's Becky, she's having the baby.

Rose

I'll put on some corn.

Dorothy

Call the county hospital, tell them we'll be there in about 20 minutes.

And call the coach, the number's by the phone.

Rose

Fine, is there anything you want me to do?

Dorothy

Call the hospital, call the coach.

Blanche

[Comes in] What's going on?

Rose

Something about a baby.

[holding Aurora] Oh, what a good girl she was this mornin', she was just smilin' and smilin' and smilin'. I know sometimes it's just gas, but she was so cute.

Dorothy

Ma, it's not cute anymore once you pass 80.