Clayton quotes from The Golden Girls

Rose

Tell her, Clayton.

Clayton

I will, Rose.

Blanche

Tell me what?

Clayton

Well, I ran into Rose in the park and...

Blanche

And?

Clayton

And we had a long talk and....

Blanche

And?

Clayton

And....we slept together tonight.

Clayton

I shouldn't have got you mixed up in all this. It's just so hard to tell Blanche the truth.

Rose

Clayton, you're selling your sister short. Now at times Blanche can be very understanding and compassionate, and forgiving.

Blanche

Get away from my baby brother you cradle snatchin', empty headed, two-faced dummy!

Rose

And then at other times she can be a real bitch.

Clayton

I wanted you to meet Doug for a very important reason.

Blanche

Well, why?

Clayton

Blanche, we're getting married.

Rose

But that's impossible Clayton. Brothers can't marry sisters. [thinks for a moment] Oh, that's right, you're from the South.

Dorothy

BLANCHE and Clayton aren't getting married you air head! Clayton and Doug are.

Rose

Oh. [hesitantly] O-o-o-h. OH! ... Who??

Clayton

It just doesn't matter, because we're there for each other. I'd do anything for Doug. And he'd bend over backwards for me!

Dorothy

[grabbing Sophia, covering her mouth, pulling her body toward her, then smiling as she looks up at Blanche, Clayton and Doug] Sometimes I just love to hug my mommy!