Ted quotes from The Golden Girls

Hello Mrs. Petrillo. I'm Stan's brother, Ted. You remember? We danced together at the wedding?

Sophia

Where were you when they got divorced? I was looking for someone to dance with then.

Dorothy

Ted, what a surprise!

It's great to see you again.

Stan

What about me, babe?

Dorothy

Go hug a landmine.

Good night, Blanche.

Blanche

Well, what's your hurry? Come on in for a nightcap.

Oh, I don't want to put you out.

Blanche

Well, I like to put out. ... I mean, it's no trouble.

Sophia

[interrupting Blanche's attempts to seduce Ted] Don't mind me. The Best of Carson is comin' on.

Blanche

In here?!!

Sophia

No, Blanche, in Hollywood, but they pipe it through these little wires and it comes out here.

I really have to say goodnight now. Thanks for everything.

Sophia

Why? You didn't get everything.

Blanche

[deceitfully posing Sophia as her grandmother] Having a chaperone is an old Southern tradition. Grammy brought me up since I was a child. She's the one who taught me how to put up peach preserves and make my own clothes.

Sophia

We was po'.

Blanche, you didn't strike me as the type who needed a chaperone.

Blanche

Well as I said, it's a tradition. We Southern families stick together.

Sophia

We sho' do.