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The Golden Girls · Season 6, Episode 20

Blanche, Dorothy and others in “Witness”

I just don't know what I'm gonna do -- [walks into living room and sees Miles dressed in Amish attire] -- boy, you find out you're a Jew with a dilemma and these rabbis come out of the woodwork.

Rose...who is this?

Oh, this? This...this is...this is a friend...his name is Samuel Plankmaker. [to Miles] Samuel, these are my roommates. [to the others] Girls, you know Miles -- Samuel ! [grimaces] Shoot! Sorry...

I'm so sorry ladies, it's -- it's me! I was trying to play a trick on ya.

Silly rabbi, tricks are for kids.

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