I...I love you. [waits for response; Tony doesn't respond] I said...I love you.
T Tony
Yes, very much. I probably should've said that sooner. Oh well, let's get some sleep. [turns off light, Sophia hits him until he turns it back on]
You care for me? You care for a cat or a dog, or a goat. But I tell you I love you and you tell me you care for me? [gets out of bed]
T Tony
Now, Sophia, I--I care for you very much.
I'm going home, don't bother driving me.
T Tony
Now Sophia, can't we talk?
Don't even say my name. I reached out for you. If you didn't love me, how the hell could you make love to me?! I never want to see or hear from you again! [storms out of Tony's apartment]
[Rose is excitedly telling the girls about an episode of "The New Lassie"]
Rose, did I mention I cry every Thursday? [looks at watch] At 8:05. [voice breaking] Excuse me! [she leaves the kitchen]
I just got a special delivery letter from St. Olaf! Uh-oh, it's from the Department of Water and Coffee.
No thanks, it makes me jumpy.
Rose, what does the letter say?
You read it, Dorothy. I need both hands to cover my ears in case it's bad news.
[reading] "Dear St. Olafian, I am afraid there's bad news."
[fingers in her ears] What?
[reading] "There's a drought in St. Olaf which threatens the crops."
Oh, no! I'd better send water.
[reading] "Please do not send water. We have found that envelopes leak. Until the rains come, we ask that all citizens be celibate, except for Ulf the Umbrella King; he has suffered enough."
T Tony
[in bed with Sophia] Where does a sweet Sicilian girl like you learn how to do those things?
[on Tony] Last night I dreamed I was Joan of Arc and he was coming at me with a hose!
Ma, maybe it was just a religious experience dream.
Wow, the seldom-achieved Joan of Arc Fantasy Triple! Sophia, I hate you.
All right girls, I want to present Blanche Devereaux's latest creation... I took an 84-year-old woman and made her look like a 65 year old drag queen! Then I said to myself, "Blanche, too much rouge."
What if I got gorgeous for nothing? What if Tony doesn't even notice me?
Well, that's his hard luck. There are other fish in the sea.
Yeah, and all the ones my age are floating on the top!
Now Ma, remember, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
I hope you're ready for a swell time Rose.
[Who has to stay celibate until water comes in St Olaf ] Sure just give me a minute. [Goes to Blanche] What if he wants to go back to his place?
Tell him you have a lot of work to do at home.
When you get home I'll make you clean out the garage.
Thanks Blanche, I owe you one.
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