Rosa quotes from The Casagrandes

Sergio!

Where have you been? We've been worried sick!

Been crashing with Sancho. [to Bobby] Had to teach Bobby a lesson.

Bobby

Well, it worked. I'm sorry about what I said.

[gasps as she got a text from Alisa] Shut up! Alisa just liked my vlog!

Ronnie Anne

[in unison] What?

Bobby

[in unison] Did you say Alisa?!

Quine? Is that a friend of yours?

No, no, Abuela. She's a famous musician and a judge on that singing show, "The Song." [gasps as she gets more texts from Alisa] It's her again! She's says she's on tour, here in Great Lakes City… [gasps] and she's inviting me to do her makeup and a live interview before the show! [screams in excitement]

We should all buy tickets and go. To support you.

Uh, yeah. I so with you guys could come, but the show's been sold out for months. Bummer.

Ronnie Anne

Whoa! Alisa just sent you 10 free tickets!

I'll come with you. I have important business to discuss with Alisa.

And I wanna give her my CDs.

You two, stop right there! You promised you'd stay out of my way.

[whispering to Carlos] Remember when I used to sneak out and go to concerts?

[having to have heard that; angered shock] What? You're grounded, young lady.

Mr. Scully, we weren't expecting you.

I'm here to install the new smoke detectors. Figure since the Changs are away, I'll start there.

Ronnie Anne

Wait, you can't install anything on an empty stomach, Abuela was just about to start cooking.

You know me, always cooking.

Are you feeling okay? You seem a little jumpy.

Ronnie Anne

Abuela, that's enough salsa dancing.

[sees her nietos back into their regular outfits; horrified] ¡Familia! Why are you in those clothes?! Go get dressed.

Ronnie Anne

Abuela, what's going on?

What's with the clothes?

And the labels?

Bobby

And the spicy food?

Just do this for me, por favor.

[squawks] She landed!

It's too late! Mama Lupe is here! I have to go pick her up.

Ronnie Anne

I thought you were excited to see your mom.

I am, I just hope she survives the visit.

[out of sync] What, why?

I didn't want to put this on you kids, but if Mama Lupe finds out we're not carrying on our family traditions, she could…

[squawks] Go adiós, forever.

[enters with Frida] Once my cousin, Tacho, gave Mama Lupe fast-food tacos. The shock almost did her in.

[enters with a tray of mashed potatoes] So, how was everyone's day?

Just how I like it. The same.

Bobby

Well, my day was great, Abuela.

Que bueno mis muchachos. [leaves to get more dinner]

Bobby

My new boss is open to all my ideas. Unlike my old boss.

Well, old boss, who looks pretty good for his age, is doing fine without new ideas.

I had a pretty good day, I… [frowns as Bobby interrupts]

Bobby

Well, my new boss is not just fine, he's raking in the dough.

Then your new boss should pay for your potatoes, because I'm eating all of these. [pulls the tray and starts to laugh]

Bobby

[throws his spoon annoyingly] Mr. Hong would share his potatoes.

Then, you should go to Mr. Hong's!

Bobby

I already asked if he has plans tonight.

That's too bad!

[gasps; pointing to each other] He started it!

Ronnie Anne

Carl, Adelaide, can I speak to you over here? Sorry guys, the slumber party's just for me and my friends, we're doing big kid stuff.

Fifteen feet.

Amateurs, I could beat that in my sleep.

Yeah, watch. [puts a slice in her mouth and Carl stretches it, but it gets flung and takes down a pigeon which lands and gets stuck in Laird's hair]

Sid

Sorry Adelaide, big kids only.

Ronnie Anne

Maybe next time.

Or… this time. [clears his throat and wails loudly] ABUELA!!! RONNIE ANNE WON'T LET US CAMP ON THE ROOF WITH HER!!! [echoes]

[appears behind the girls] Ronalda! [The girls are startled as they yelp] You must always include others, especially to familia. [Carl and Adelaide nod in agreement while sneering] Let them stay for a little while, at least until they go to bed.

Ronnie Anne

[sighs annoyingly] Fine. [to Carl and Adelaide] You can join the party.

Ronnie Anne

Abuela, we can't just pack up and leave. Where would we even go?

I'm sorry, mija, but we must leave ASAP.

Bobby, I'm already home for the weekend. You guys should stay with my family. Then I could literally see your Boo-Boo Bear face in person. [kisses the camera]

Bobby

You hear that, Abuela? Can we stay with the Louds? Please, please, please, please, please?

Really, Lori? Are you sure that's okay with your family?

Oh, they'll be totally cool with it.

We are totally not cool with it.

Come on, guys. They need our help.

Kiddo, we'd never turn our backs on the Casagrandes, but–

There's so many of us and so many of them, and so many of us! Maybe it would be best if we called them and– [Doorbell rings]

[rushes to the front door; excitedly] They're here, they're here, they're here!

Of course they are.

Ronnie Anne

[holding a tray of tamales as Lincoln opens the door] Hey, Lincoln!

Hola, familia Loud!

See? Who needs the bathroom?

Ronnie Anne

Yeah. We have the sink all to ourselves.

I'm brushing here.

[as her toothbrush is bumped by Carl] My princess toothbrush! How dare you!

Ronnie Anne

On the bright side, we don't have to sleep on the floor. [later, laying on Lucy's bed, sandwiched between her grandparents] On second thought, I'd rather sleep on the floor.

[in a coffin with Carlitos] At least you're not in a coffin! [freaking out in horror]

Goodnight. May you all sleep like the dead. [closes the door, Frida freaks out again]

[groans] I want to go back home.

I think it's kind of fun. We can pretend to be the mummies of the ancient Pharaohs!

[shrieks] You're not helping! [closes her coffin]

Stop drooling on me! [takes the comforter from Maria]

Hey!

[as Sergio comes over and cuddles with her] Ugh. Are you kidding me?!

[squawks; scared] Need a snuggle.

Ronnie Anne

Guys, it's been a long day. Let's just try to get some sleep.

Bobby

There's something in the coffin with me! [gets a kiss on the cheek from Fangs as he emerges from the coffin and screams]

Ronnie Anne

Abuela, please. We can’t stay here. It's too many people!

Mija, it might be hard, but at least we're not in Bad Luck City.

Ronnie Anne

[as Hector falls on her off of Lucy's bed, breaking a coffin] This is worse than bad luck.

Bobby

What's going on? Why does everyone look so sad?

Bobby, there's something we have to tell you.

Bobby

[freaked out] Wait, what?! I'm gonna be a cat forever?

Ronnie Anne

It's okay Bobby, we'll figure something out.

Bobby

No, I can't do this to you guys. Farewell, humans! [sets off the store service bell, now thinks he is a cat, and runs away]

Bobby, wait!

[sobs] Oh, NOOOOO!

Mi Bobbito!

Ronnie Anne

Don't worry guys, he's my brother, I'll be able to track him down in no time.

Ronnie Anne

[walks down the hall with her sleeping bag, packed up, humming; bumps into her grandparents, looking cross as they block her way to the door; grunts] Uh, can I just get to the door?

Sergio tells us you're camping in Great Lakes City Cemetery tonight.

Mis bebes? At a cemetery? At night?! Nunca!

Much too scary for kids.

[squawks] Even for me!

Ronnie Anne

Well, that's the point. Legend has it 40 years ago, a group known as the Fearless Four spent the entire night in the cemetery. No one's been brave enough to do it since. Until tonight. [points to Maria on the couch, munching on popcorn, with Carlos sitting next to her, reading a book] And Mom gave me permission!

Well, I'm her mom, and I didn't give her permission to give you permission.

Oh, come on, Mama. You let Carlos and me go when we were kids.

Heh! Maybe you'll make it longer than we did. Maria couldn't last an hour.

[scoffs] Me? You wanted to leave.

Uh, no...I'm pretty sure that was you.

I really don't think so. [pushes Carlos' book of the couch; starts getting in a cat fight with him] You gonna cry, huh? Gonna cry, widdle baby boy?

MOM!

[sighing with exasperation] Aye…

We got you!

¿Que? What's going on here?

Ronnie Anne

We know it was you scaring us, we figured it out last night. [flashback to the Casagrande apartment] Mom, it was so scary. There was a skeleton and a zombie and a spider!

It's okay, mija. [she and her hermano realize something] Wait... Carlos, isn't that what scared us when we were kids?

It is.

Sid

[eating a tamale] It was so scary, I'm not gonna sleep for weeks.

Ronnie Anne

Sid, where'd you get that tamale?

Sid

The spider dropped it.

Rosa, your tamales gave us away!

You weren't complaining when you were stuffing your face.

Ronnie Anne

Anyway, we realized it was you who scared us.

And us. I mean, uh, Maira.

Oh you wish.

Ronnie Anne

So my friends and I teamed up with Mom and Tío Carlos to get you guys back.

We did?

Ronnie Anne

Laird, I thought you knew?

No! No one tells me anything! I've been genuinely terrified all night.

[sobbing in horror] WE'RE GOOD PEOPLE! WHY ARE YOU HAUNTING US?!

Hey, that arrow is totally pointing to Sergio!

[scared; whimpers and flies to the other side; squawks] Is not.

Is too!

Sergio, do you know this chicken?

I had a chicken roommate at flight school, but he moved to a farm, never heard from him again. [realizes] Ooh, Alfredo, is that you? [the cushion feathers form into a mallet, gets bonked on the head, knocked to the floor] Yup, that's him.

Ghosts don't stick around unless they have unfinished business. Sergio, did you wrong this chicken?

Sergio Casagrande! No wonder he's angry! You have to make it up to him. It's the only way to get rid of this ghost.

Okay, okay, I'll make amends. [takes out a calender] Let's see, I have a little time next month.

[incredibly mad] Sergio!

Oh, look, I'm free today.

Okay, here's all of the money I took. [throws all money to the ground] With interest. [Alfredo's ghost annoyingly kicks it away] Oh come on, I've made amends, for everything, what more do you want?!

[flies into Carlos' nose, possessing him, taking control of his body] Bawk, bawk! Bawk, bawk! [picks up Sergio and pecks him] That's not the end of the story. Bawk, bawk!

[gasps] My dad's a chicken?!

[gasps in horror] CARLOS! [sobs] I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!

Sergio, what else did you do to this chicken?!