[sobbing in horror] WE'RE GOOD PEOPLE! WHY ARE YOU HAUNTING US?!
[The cushion feathers form an arrow, and points to Sergio]
Hey, that arrow is totally pointing to Sergio!
[scared; whimpers and flies to the other side; squawks] Is not.
[The arrow turns around and points at him again]
Is too!
Sergio, do you know this chicken?
I had a chicken roommate at flight school, but he moved to a farm, never heard from him again. [realizes] Ooh, Alfredo, is that you? [the cushion feathers form into a mallet, gets bonked on the head, knocked to the floor] Yup, that's him.
Ghosts don't stick around unless they have unfinished business. Sergio, did you wrong this chicken?
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More The Casagrandes quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Casagrandes pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
