This is the only hiding place left!
But I don't like the spin cycle.
SSergio
[Flies in] Scully's done, he's headed home.
[Back in the Changs' apartment, the kids return with the animals.]
I can't believe our plan worked.
Of course it did, we kicked butt.
[Notices something about his cage.] Why is this cage empty?
Oh, that's Cam's cage, he's probably just camouflaging himself.
[Feels inside the cage] Nope, he's gone.
So you're telling me that a snake with the power to be invisible is loose in the building?! [Faints]
[As Ronnie Anne and Bobby do their homework in the living room, Big Tony and Little Sal chase Sergio around]
SSergio
[panicked squawk] Not your squeaky toy! [Big Tony bites his feathered tail]
Guys, that's my homework!
Big Tony and Little Sal, keep it down! We're guests.
[sees her nietos back into their regular outfits; horrified] ¡Familia! Why are you in those clothes?! Go get dressed.
Just do this for me, por favor.
SSergio
[squawks] She landed!
It's too late! Mama Lupe is here! I have to go pick her up.
I thought you were excited to see your mom.
I am, I just hope she survives the visit.
KKids
[out of sync] What, why?
I didn't want to put this on you kids, but if Mama Lupe finds out we're not carrying on our family traditions, she could…
SSergio
[squawks] Go adiós, forever.
[The kids gasp in horrified shock]
[enters with Frida] Once my cousin, Tacho, gave Mama Lupe fast-food tacos. The shock almost did her in.
[sitting on her knees, wailing in despair] MY MASTERPIECE! [sobs and Par plays mournful music. Mama Lupe site up and Ronnie Anne goes to her.]
[Suddenly Lalo knocks her over and Sergio falls out of her backpack, along with her Spanish flashcards.]
SSergio
[Squawks] We're busted! [Flees]
Spanish flashcards? [Turns to Ronnie Anne.] You can't SPEAK Spanish?! [To the rest] You don't know how to make enchiladas properly, and that goat is clearly a dog! [The family doesn't object.] This is worse than the time Dacho gave me those fast-food tacos!
DGDelivery Guy
[Arrives] Someone order fast-food tacos?
[Clutches her heart] "¡Mi corazón!" [faints]
[Carl and Adelaide peer inside Ronnie Anne's room, Sergio is sleeping with a box of crackers in his arm; The kids sneak up on him, and together they swipe it]
Sergio's crackers, got it!
SSergio
[wakes up with his dark shadow covering them as they look up and see him; squawks angrily] SNACK THIEF! [Carl and Adelaide panic in fear and make a run for the door] Get back here! [charges at them, but gets slammed on the door, getting stuck; They high-five and smirk at him]
[Nighttime]
See? Who needs the bathroom?
Yeah. We have the sink all to ourselves.
[Luna, Luan, Carl, and Lola show up brushing their teeth too]
[as her toothbrush is bumped by Carl] My princess toothbrush! How dare you!
On the bright side, we don't have to sleep on the floor. [later, laying on Lucy's bed, sandwiched between her grandparents] On second thought, I'd rather sleep on the floor.
[in a coffin with Carlitos] At least you're not in a coffin! [freaking out in horror]
[The Casagrandes are all revealed sleeping in Lynn and Lucy's room, most in coffins]
Goodnight. May you all sleep like the dead. [closes the door, Frida freaks out again]
[groans] I want to go back home.
I think it's kind of fun. We can pretend to be the mummies of the ancient Pharaohs!
[shrieks] You're not helping! [closes her coffin]
[Carlota, Maria, and Lalo are sharing Lynn's bed]
Stop drooling on me! [takes the comforter from Maria]
[Carlota and Maria both rip the comforter while fighting over it]
[as Sergio comes over and cuddles with her] Ugh. Are you kidding me?!
SSergio
[squawks; scared] Need a snuggle.
Guys, it's been a long day. Let's just try to get some sleep.
There's something in the coffin with me! [gets a kiss on the cheek from Fangs as he emerges from the coffin and screams]
[The Casagrandes all scream in panic]
Abuela, please. We can’t stay here. It's too many people!
Mija, it might be hard, but at least we're not in Bad Luck City.
[as Hector falls on her off of Lucy's bed, breaking a coffin] This is worse than bad luck.
The only way we're going to the woods is if Abuela drags us kicking and screaming.
[Outside the Loud House, Rosa is carrying her kids kicking and screaming like Ronnie Anne said]
Mama, be reasonable. [His mama gives him a dirty look] Oh, I hear the woods are lovely this time of year.
[Frida sighs]
SSergio
[squawks] Mama's boy.
Hmm. Bobby you're acting weird.
I am? [Carlota's phone ringer goes off and switches to cat mode, walks up to Lalo and Sergio as Lalo's napping and wakes up; he and Lalo snarl at each other and start fighting]
[looking at her phone] Okay, this is bananas!
Karen and Dana wore the same outfit to Rebecca's party.
No, I mean Bobby. He's scratching, purring, and fighting with Lalo. [goes in and breaks up the fight]
SSergio
[jumps out of Bobby's mouth] He's worse than a cat!
[gasps] He's not worse, Bobby is a cat!
Guys, Artemio Alcaraz's review of Mama's art just went live.
Nice, must be good right?
SSergio
[squawks] Think again.
What?! But he said her stuff was a wonder!
And breath-taking, I know. [reads the review] "Frida Puga-Casagrande's art is a wonder... I wonder how it could be so bad."
What? Let me see that. [takes Carlota's phone, reading the rest] "Her sculptures are a vision of horror. While her painting is breath-taking in it's ability to make me feel disgust." [gasps in horror at the next part] "She should quit being an artist."
[The Casagrande kids gasp]
Wow, none of those words mean what I thought they meant.
This will break Mama's heart.
Not if she never sees it.
Good idea! [grabs Carlota's phone and throws it in the trash, much to her annoyance]
[walks down the hall with her sleeping bag, packed up, humming; bumps into her grandparents, looking cross as they block her way to the door; grunts] Uh, can I just get to the door?
Sergio tells us you're camping in Great Lakes City Cemetery tonight.
Mis bebes? At a cemetery? At night?! Nunca!
SSergio
[squawks] Even for me!
Well, that's the point. Legend has it 40 years ago, a group known as the Fearless Four spent the entire night in the cemetery. No one's been brave enough to do it since. Until tonight. [points to Maria on the couch, munching on popcorn, with Carlos sitting next to her, reading a book] And Mom gave me permission!
Well, I'm her mom, and I didn't give her permission to give you permission.
Oh, come on, Mama. You let Carlos and me go when we were kids.
Heh! Maybe you'll make it longer than we did. Maria couldn't last an hour.
[scoffs] Me? You wanted to leave.
Uh, no...I'm pretty sure that was you.
I really don't think so. [pushes Carlos' book of the couch; starts getting in a cat fight with him] You gonna cry, huh? Gonna cry, widdle baby boy?
[sighing with exasperation] Aye…
[sobbing in horror] WE'RE GOOD PEOPLE! WHY ARE YOU HAUNTING US?!
[The cushion feathers form an arrow, and points to Sergio]
Hey, that arrow is totally pointing to Sergio!
SSergio
[scared; whimpers and flies to the other side; squawks] Is not.
[The arrow turns around and points at him again]
Sergio, do you know this chicken?
SSergio
I had a chicken roommate at flight school, but he moved to a farm, never heard from him again. [realizes] Ooh, Alfredo, is that you? [the cushion feathers form into a mallet, gets bonked on the head, knocked to the floor] Yup, that's him.
Ghosts don't stick around unless they have unfinished business. Sergio, did you wrong this chicken?
Sergio Casagrande! No wonder he's angry! You have to make it up to him. It's the only way to get rid of this ghost.
SSergio
Okay, okay, I'll make amends. [takes out a calender] Let's see, I have a little time next month.
SSergio
Oh, look, I'm free today.
SSergio
Okay, here's all of the money I took. [throws all money to the ground] With interest. [Alfredo's ghost annoyingly kicks it away] Oh come on, I've made amends, for everything, what more do you want?!
AAlfredo
[flies into Carlos' nose, possessing him, taking control of his body] Bawk, bawk! Bawk, bawk! [picks up Sergio and pecks him] That's not the end of the story. Bawk, bawk!
CCCarl and Carlota
[gasps] My dad's a chicken?!
[gasps in horror] CARLOS! [sobs] I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!
Sergio, what else did you do to this chicken?!
[picks up Maria's high school yearbook on the floor] Hey, Mom's high school yearbook.
[opens the book] She was, like a jillion years ago. Woah, check out Mom's hair. It says here she was voted... Most likely to see the world.
But Mom's never gone overseas.
Here she is in the Italian Club.
And the East Asian Culture Club.
And the Young Explorers Club. [gasps] Bobby, when Mom was younger, she wanted to travel. [closes the book on her hermano's hand as he yelps] I wonder why she never did. Maybe Abuela knows.
[As they take off into the kitchen, Lalo sees another photo falling out and laughs at it, while Sergio gasps in shock; The photo shows him as a high school student]
SSergio
Hey! That's private!
Yes, your mother wanted to see the world, but when you beautiful bebés came into her life, she put her travel plans aside. Raising a family takes a lot of work you know.
Mom never travelled because of us. [an idea pops in her head] Hey, Mom has that week of vacation coming up, maybe we can make it up to her by sending her on a trip.
That's a great idea. [leaves and returns with his piggy bank] Where can we send her for… Twelve bucks, a button, and a cat toy?
No. This'll cost a lot of money, but I know a way we can win her a free trip.
Pizza?! We thought we won a trip to Italy!
PCPizza Chief
That's right, a trip to Italy… [unrolls the bottom and points at the fine print] For your mouth.
[enraged] You are a monster!
PCPizza Chief
Hey, Gino, these kids thought they were winning a trip to Italy!
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