SStinkmeaner
Who in the hell park at my space? That's like calling 1-800-collecting-ass-whuppin! And no, that ain't a toll free car, partner!
You hit my car, are you blind?
SStinkmeaner
YES I AM! SO!
SStinkmeaner
YES! BLIND! You got a problem with dat, nigga?
You could have kill somebody!
SStinkmeaner
Well I been doing them a favor. Getting run over by me is close to honorable death as most of these people going get! Someday, I quite the humanitarian. I think I hit a wheelchair away over there. He-he!
Aw, look what you did to Dorthey? You better have insurance?
SStinkmeaner
NIGGA, You better have insurance? Ass whupping insurance, you about to pay a depletable?
DThe Devil
(Narrating) He was the baddest motherfucker that Hell had ever seen.
CSColonel Stinkmeaner
Colonel Motherfuckin' Stinkmeaner, holla at ya boy, I gets money!
DThe Devil
He trained like a beast.
CSColonel Stinkmeaner
Y'all gonna have to kick me out of this bitch! I'm having the TIME OF MY LIFE!
DThe Devil
He was so bad, he even called me, the Devil himself, a-
CSColonel Stinkmeaner
BITCH ASS NIGGA!
CSColonel Stinkmeaner
This is how you break your foot off in a motherfucker's ass! (He kicks through two flaming hoops and smashes two vases) Hi-yaaah!
(Several demons encircle Stinkmeaner)
CSColonel Stinkmeaner
Oooh! You baldheaded nigga monsters tryna swarm on a nigga, huh?!
(Stinkmeaner begins to beat the crap out of the demons.)
CSColonel Stinkmeaner
You just got a two-piece combo with a biscuit, ho! I got three-stick nunchucks!! AAAAAAH!! Got ya, nigga! I see ya, I see ya!
DThe Devil
Stinkmeaner, your heart of darkness has earned you a trip back. You have my blessings to exact vengeance on the Freeman family and to spread ignorance and chaos in the black community. They will be no match for you.
(The Devil places his hand on Stinkmeaner's forehead and blasts him back up to Earth.)
CSColonel Stinkmeaner
Hell ain't shit! I'm gonna get you, Freeman!
WLMs. Wong’s Lawyer
So, Ms. Wong, there you were NOT carjacking Mr. Teskinelli, beating him senseless with a nine-iron, stealing his wallet--
(As the lawyer speaks, a flashback is shown of Ms. Wong dragging a man out of his car, assaulting him with a golf club, and taking his wallet, as she says...)
WMs. Wong
Grab your wallet, bitch!
WSMs. Wong's Lawyer
-- And driving his car into the hosiery section of the JCPenney?
(A car is seen flying and crashing into a storefront window. Two bystanders flee. End of flashback.)
WMs. Wong
Correct. (Ms. Wong gives a wink to her lawyer.)
WSMs. Wong's Lawyer
I have no further questions.
TTom
Now Ms. Wong, let me ask you a question. (Begins convulsing as Stinkmeaner's ghost begins to take possession.)
(Audience gasp in shock)
TTom
Gaaaah! (Covering his mouth with his hand) Oh my god.
JJudge
(glaring) Excuse me Mr. Dubois?
TTom
(chuckles nervously) I said um-- (Stinkmeaner gains possession once again)
(Audience laughs at Tom's retort)
JJudge
(glaring) Is there something 'really good' you'd like to share with the court Mr. Dubois?
(Courtroom gasps)
(jumping up and down on table) FUCK...YOUR...COURT...NYUKKAH!!!
(lays on back, kicking the table) FUCK...YOUR...COURT!
(Tom covers his mouth and runs out of the courtroom)
Lady Liberty's got balls!
(Tom runs in a panic to the nearest bathroom. he gasps in panic, looks at himself in the mirror, only to see Stinkmeaner's face.)
CSColonel Stinkmeaner
What's good, NIGGAAA?!
(Tom screams in horror and runs out of the bathroom.)
CSColonel Stinkmeaner (narrating)
Gimmes dis shit, lil' nigga! It's my story! Now my boy, Lord Rufus Crabmiser [point at the screen], Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty [give the middle finger at viewer], and Mister George Pissedofferson met at the Better Passions Retirement Home. Now we hate each other right away; but we hated everyone else, even more.
[Colonel Stinkmeaner steal Jello from the old lady]
CSColonel Stinkmeaner
Swiped! [slurp] Jello jacked nigga!
[The Hateocracy laugh]
[The Hateocracy continue laughing while Rufus Crabmiser cough]
[In bingo hall]
[Colonel Stinkmeaner kick the door open and interrupt bingo party]
[everyone gasp]
CSColonel Stinkmeaner
Ha Ha! Bingo, sucka!
[The Hateocracy walk toward to the Bingo Host]
Bitch, turn yo ass around and look at your damn card.
CSColonel Stinkmeaner
Now What the fuck do I win, nigga!
BHBingo Host
A er... subscription to reader digest!
[Colonel Stinkmeaner snatch the subscription filer]
CSColonel Stinkmeaner
GIMME DAT SHIT, NIGGA!
[A old lady walking at the hallway until the Hateocracy riding wheelchair ramming and bumping anyone over and headed to the old lady]
CSColonel Stinkmeaner
(laugh) MOVE OUT DA WAY, BITCH!
[The Hateocracy ran over a old lady]
[Retirement Owner and staff throw Hateocracy's Bag on the street]
CSColonel Stinkmeaner (narrating)
Eventually; they couldn't take us no more and they kick us the fuck out. My crew roamed the earth whooping niggas asses for a decade. [The Hateocracy grabs the bags and leaves] And then we split up. Colonel H. Stinkmeaner-
Colonel H. Stinkmeaner died years later in a street fight with Robert Freeman from Woodcrest.
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