Uncle Ruckus quotes from The Boondocks

Uncle Ruckus

(singing badly) Don't trust them new niggas over there!

Ruckus

It was them Freeman boys! I'm tellin' you you can't trust those new niggas!

Ruckus

(modestly) Yeah I said it...

Uncle Ruckus

Looks like someone threw a million dollars into the monkey cage at the zoo...

Uncle Ruckus

(blows referee whistle) Alright everybody, keep an eye on your wallet! Heh, heh heh! (to Riley) Look here ol' dawg, the only stealin' and shootin' I wanna see is this here b-ball, ya little future ex-con!

Uncle Ruckus

(to Riley, regarding Cindy McPherson) Lookin' at the white girl is a foul. Speakin' to the white girl is a technical foul! And touchin' the white girl... ho-ho ho ho ho, now that's a LYNCHIN'!

Uncle Ruckus

(talking to Riley) white man made you look like a fool, aint no surprise to me all the greatest basketball players have always been white still are Larry Bird, Dirk Novitzki oh sure he's ugly as hell on the face but he's as white as rice.

Uncle Ruckus

I hate jazz music, sounds like a long car wreck with a bunch of cats!

Uncle Ruckus

Ever hear of that movie, When The Levees Broke? I got me a documentary called 'When Are The Levees Gonna Break Again?

Uncle Ruckus

I got a dog named Levee and every time it rains I kick him.

Uncle Ruckus

Hey there Robert! I'd offer to help you with your bags, but you a coon!

Uncle Ruckus

Ain't nobody talking while I'm talking, so shut the fuck up! My name is Uncle Ruckus and I will be nigga-sitting you two until your grandfather returns. Your granddad had picked me cause I am a licensed zoologist. I have studied a variety of wild animals and the African male, if by far, is the most savagely cunning. This is an opportunity to observe you niggas in your natural habitat and collect data. But be warned, whatever nigga trickery you got up your sleeve does not affect me!

Uncle Ruckus

(about Huey's story): What website is that?

Uncle Ruckus

I wake up about a quarter of five in the A.M. every morning. That's about 12 more hours before most niggas wake up. Heh, heh.

Uncle Ruckus

People say there's no difference between the races. But I tell ya what that I've been cleaning bathrooms for a long time and I can say that white man (Beep) don't smell the same as black African (Beep). See, the white man just got a better liver,white man eats his meat raw. See that's healthier, he calls it tartar. (A white male gets out of a bathroom stall with his pants halfway down) Now how you doin' on this fine day sir? (White male becomes uneasy,stammers and his pants fall down, exposing his boxer shorts) May I say your dookie smells like sparkling ice water with a twist of lime. (White male exits men's room with his pants still halfway down). See? That's why he don't have to wash his hands neither! Yes sir, white man has impeccable hygiene.

Uncle Ruckus

I got somethin' for a fraternity for niggas. A fraternity of bananas up a tree! (barks like a dog, then laughs). Black fraternities should have a name, like boogedy boogedy! Hey, I got a black fraternity for ya, it's called prison! Jail Fi Jail, nigga!