So, Ms. Wong, there you were NOT carjacking Mr. Teskinelli, beating him senseless with a nine-iron, stealing his wallet--
(As the lawyer speaks, a flashback is shown of Ms. Wong dragging a man out of his car, assaulting him with a golf club, and taking his wallet, as she says...)
Grab your wallet, bitch!
-- And driving his car into the hosiery section of the JCPenney?
(A car is seen flying and crashing into a storefront window. Two bystanders flee. End of flashback.)
Correct. (Ms. Wong gives a wink to her lawyer.)
I have no further questions.
Now Ms. Wong, let me ask you a question. (Begins convulsing as Stinkmeaner's ghost begins to take possession.)
What's good NYUKAAA?!
(Audience gasp in shock)
Gaaaah! (Covering his mouth with his hand) Oh my god.
(glaring) Excuse me Mr. Dubois?
(chuckles nervously) I said um-- (Stinkmeaner gains possession once again)
What's really good?!
(Audience laughs at Tom's retort)
(glaring) Is there something 'really good' you'd like to share with the court Mr. Dubois?
FUCK YOUR COURT, NIGGAH!
(Courtroom gasps)
Mr. Dubois!
(jumping up and down on table) FUCK...YOUR...COURT...NYUKKAH!!!
(lays on back, kicking the table) FUCK...YOUR...COURT!
(Tom covers his mouth and runs out of the courtroom)
Lady Liberty's got balls!
(Tom runs in a panic to the nearest bathroom. he gasps in panic, looks at himself in the mirror, only to see Stinkmeaner's face.)
What's good, NIGGAAA?!
(Tom screams in horror and runs out of the bathroom.)
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