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The Boondocks · Season 1, Episode 15

The Devil and Colonel Stinkmeaner in “Unfinished Business”

DThe Devil

(Narrating) He was the baddest motherfucker that Hell had ever seen.

Colonel Motherfuckin' Stinkmeaner, holla at ya boy, I gets money!

DThe Devil

He trained like a beast.

Y'all gonna have to kick me out of this bitch! I'm having the TIME OF MY LIFE!

DThe Devil

He was so bad, he even called me, the Devil himself, a-

BITCH ASS NIGGA!

This is how you break your foot off in a motherfucker's ass! (He kicks through two flaming hoops and smashes two vases) Hi-yaaah!

(Several demons encircle Stinkmeaner)

Oooh! You baldheaded nigga monsters tryna swarm on a nigga, huh?!

(Stinkmeaner begins to beat the crap out of the demons.)

You just got a two-piece combo with a biscuit, ho! I got three-stick nunchucks!! AAAAAAH!! Got ya, nigga! I see ya, I see ya!

DThe Devil

Stinkmeaner, your heart of darkness has earned you a trip back. You have my blessings to exact vengeance on the Freeman family and to spread ignorance and chaos in the black community. They will be no match for you.

(The Devil places his hand on Stinkmeaner's forehead and blasts him back up to Earth.)

Hell ain't shit! I'm gonna get you, Freeman!

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