[Rufus Crabmiser, Lady Esmeralda, and George Pissedofferson arrive at the gas station]
Oh hell no! What ya'll want, nigga? Hurry up, I haven't got all day.
RCRufus Crabmiser
We looking for a place called Woodcrest, is this it?
Maybe. Look you want gas or not?
RCRufus Crabmiser
We're looking for a man.
Oh yeah, I guess we are. You looking for the number man or the weed man or the welfare man!
RCRufus Crabmiser
No the man I was looking for is named Freeman, Robert Freeman.
OH HELL NO, I KNEW IT! You relate to Robert Freeman?
[Rufus, Esmeralda, and George look at each other, then back to Ruckus]
RCRufus Crabmiser
So you know him?
Yeah I know him. But Woodcrest don't need no more color. We got our color quota filled. So ya'll get to steppin, get in that piece of shit car, turn it around and head back to the road, crusty the coon.
RCRufus Crabmiser
Why don't you just tell me where Robert is before I put 5 [crack his knuckle with brass knuckle] cross your lips, you big black dummy!
Lady EsmeraldaYeah! Start talking, you one eye fish eyed fool.
GPGeorge Pissedofferson
Hey, we don't have all night. Buffalo Butt.
I ain't scared of decrypted negros, COME ON! [Rufus come toward Uncle Ruckus] NO NO! [All three start attack Ruckus]
CSColonel Stinkmeaner (narrating)
Gimmes dis shit, lil' nigga! It's my story! Now my boy, Lord Rufus Crabmiser [point at the screen], Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty [give the middle finger at viewer], and Mister George Pissedofferson met at the Better Passions Retirement Home. Now we hate each other right away; but we hated everyone else, even more.
[Colonel Stinkmeaner steal Jello from the old lady]
Swiped! [slurp] Jello jacked nigga!
[The Hateocracy laugh]
[The Hateocracy continue laughing while Rufus Crabmiser cough]
[In bingo hall]
[Colonel Stinkmeaner kick the door open and interrupt bingo party]
[everyone gasp]
[The Hateocracy walk toward to the Bingo Host]
Lady Esmeralda
Bitch, turn yo ass around and look at your damn card.
Now What the fuck do I win, nigga!
BHBingo Host
A er... subscription to reader digest!
[Colonel Stinkmeaner snatch the subscription filer]
[A old lady walking at the hallway until the Hateocracy riding wheelchair ramming and bumping anyone over and headed to the old lady]
(laugh) MOVE OUT DA WAY, BITCH!
[The Hateocracy ran over a old lady]
[Retirement Owner and staff throw Hateocracy's Bag on the street]
CSColonel Stinkmeaner (narrating)
Eventually; they couldn't take us no more and they kick us the fuck out. My crew roamed the earth whooping niggas asses for a decade. [The Hateocracy grabs the bags and leaves] And then we split up. Colonel H. Stinkmeaner-
Colonel H. Stinkmeaner died years later in a street fight with Robert Freeman from Woodcrest.
[After Granddad fires Bushido Brown, he and his advisors are packing their belongings and leaving.]
BBBushido Brown
Now you do understand there's no refunds for early termination on our agreement.
Whatever, nigga. Beat it.
[He opens the door to find the Hateocracy standing in his driveway, and gasps in shock upon seeing this.]
(running after Bushido Brown) Wait! I changed my mind!
BBBushido Brown
Too late, old man. Too. Late. Now if you want to hire me again, I might be available.
BBBushido Brown
For double the fee.
Double the fee?! But I've already paid you!
BBBushido Brown
Hey! This ain't a negotiation. Take it or leave it.
RCRufus Crabmiser
If I was you, I'd take it.
(annoyed) Okay, fine, dammit.
[Bushido take his coat and toss at the front door walk toward to Hateocracy, Robert caught his coat]
RCRufus Crabmiser
Ah-ha yes! The Legendary Bushido Brown, the greatest black karate man that ever lived.
BBBushido Brown
That Grandmaster Bushido Brown!
RCRufus Crabmiser
Of course it is.
[Bushido Brown prepare to fight while Esmeralda and George come near him]
Lady Esmeralda
Come on, Boy! Come on! I ain't scare of you!
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