Gimmes dis shit, lil' nigga! It's my story! Now my boy, Lord Rufus Crabmiser [point at the screen], Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty [give the middle finger at viewer], and Mister George Pissedofferson met at the Better Passions Retirement Home. Now we hate each other right away; but we hated everyone else, even more.
Oh, Yum!
[Colonel Stinkmeaner steal Jello from the old lady]
Swiped! [slurp] Jello jacked nigga!
[The Hateocracy laugh]
Not again!
[The Hateocracy continue laughing while Rufus Crabmiser cough]
[In bingo hall]
A-9, A-9.
[Colonel Stinkmeaner kick the door open and interrupt bingo party]
[everyone gasp]
Ha Ha! Bingo, sucka!
[The Hateocracy walk toward to the Bingo Host]
Bitch, turn yo ass around and look at your damn card.
Now What the fuck do I win, nigga!
A er... subscription to reader digest!
[Colonel Stinkmeaner snatch the subscription filer]
GIMME DAT SHIT, NIGGA!
[A old lady walking at the hallway until the Hateocracy riding wheelchair ramming and bumping anyone over and headed to the old lady]
(laugh) MOVE OUT DA WAY, BITCH!
[The Hateocracy ran over a old lady]
(groan)
[Retirement Owner and staff throw Hateocracy's Bag on the street]
Eventually; they couldn't take us no more and they kick us the fuck out. My crew roamed the earth whooping niggas asses for a decade. [The Hateocracy grabs the bags and leaves] And then we split up. Colonel H. Stinkmeaner-
Colonel H. Stinkmeaner died years later in a street fight with Robert Freeman from Woodcrest.
Hey, th-that's me!
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