You may find this hard to believe, but I didn't have any friends growing up.
AJArthur Jeffries
You know, I get that.
But, um, I did have you. And every day at 4 o’clock you’d come to my house on channel 68 and we’d do science together. If it hadn't been for you, who knows what would have become of me. You know, instead of a world class physicist I could have wound up a hobo … or a surgeon.
I bet there are important discoveries made every day because you inspired millions of kids to pursue science. In a way their discoveries are your discoveries.
It’s true. A generation of young scientists are standing on your shoulders.
Well thanks, thanks, you guys. That means a lot.
It’s important you know how much mean to us.
Professor Proton, it is an honor to meet you.
Leonard. Did you hear that? Professor Proton said that I should call him Arthur. That means we’re friends.
No. A friend would have told me about the elevator.
Look at me. I can get as close to you as I want without my Mom saying its going to ruin my eyes.
That doesn't answer my question.
Ah well. When we were going through security I got pulled out of line for a pat-down. The TSA agent got a little handsy. I may have broken her nose with my elbow.
Long story short, she’s now on the no-fly list and we might have been followed here by a drone.
I’m sorry. I feel like such an idiot.
Oh, it’s not so bad. You lost money, you feel shame and you got groped by a stranger. That’s Vegas. You nailed it.
[Knock..knock..knock] Amy? [Knock..knock..knock] Amy? [Knock..knock..knock] Amy?
Never knocked on my own door before. That was a wild ride.
You don’t have to come in here and cheer me up.
Thank-you. Would you go and tell everyone else that because they think otherwise.
I’ll tell you what they think. They think our relationship is a joke.
Well, I don’t think our relationship is a joke. I think a horse goes into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?” That’s a joke. It’s a good one, too, because a horse has a long face.
Sheldon. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?
Oh my. That’s an uncomfortable topic. Amy, before I met you I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone.
Do you have any interest now?
I know it doesn’t seem like it to you, but for me what we have is extremely intimate.
I guess I know that. It’s just a part of me wants more.
More? Just look at us. It’s only been three years. Here we are in bed together. [Sitting on it.]
[Amy laughs slightly.] Come on. Let’s go back out there.
No, hold on. My Elven magic user and your half-Ork warrior did have a love spell cast on them. We wouldn’t really be playing the game right if we didn’t see that through.
I believe that we just killed the dragon and while the others pillage the corpse I lead you to a secluded area where I attempt to remove your leather armor. [Rolls dice] It comes off.
I kiss you back on the… [Rolls dice] …lips as well. Your turn.
I remove your armor. What do you do?
I erotically caress your… [Rolls dice] …nose.
Anyway, Stephen Hawking’s team is looking into that and I’ve been invited to join them.
Wow Hawking, good for you!
Well it is. Just...you know I’d be gone for a while.
Whoa. When would you leave?
Wow. OK. Well, I’ll just come visit you.
That’s the thing. You can’t. I’ll be on a ship in the North Sea.
On a ship? Aren’t they afraid Hawking will just roll overboard?
He’s not going to be there. He’s just sending a team to research his theory.
Oh sure. Like when you send me to kill spiders in your bathtub. Well, OK. Four months.
Yeah, I’m a little worried because things between us have been so great. And I’d hate to do anything to screw that up.
Oh, sweetie. If you’re going to do anything to screw things up, it’s going to be while you’re here, not while you’re away.
No, it’s my fault. I finally find somebody who is right for me and I drove her away.
Penny, I miss her already.
I known how you feel. I miss Leonard too
What is wrong with me? Why can’t I ever have love?
That’s just the booze talking.
No, no. I haven’t had a drink since last night.
[Both realized what he said and look shocked]
Now I’m crying for a whole different reason.
