[Knock..knock..knock] Amy? [Knock..knock..knock] Amy? [Knock..knock..knock] Amy?
What?
Never knocked on my own door before. That was a wild ride.
You don’t have to come in here and cheer me up.
Thank-you. Would you go and tell everyone else that because they think otherwise.
I’ll tell you what they think. They think our relationship is a joke.
Well, I don’t think our relationship is a joke. I think a horse goes into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?” That’s a joke. It’s a good one, too, because a horse has a long face.
Sheldon. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?
Oh my. That’s an uncomfortable topic. Amy, before I met you I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone.
And now?
And now what?
Do you have any interest now?
I’ve not ruled it out.
Wow, talk dirty to me.
I know it doesn’t seem like it to you, but for me what we have is extremely intimate.
I guess I know that. It’s just a part of me wants more.
More? Just look at us. It’s only been three years. Here we are in bed together. [Sitting on it.]
[Amy laughs slightly.] Come on. Let’s go back out there.
No, hold on. My Elven magic user and your half-Ork warrior did have a love spell cast on them. We wouldn’t really be playing the game right if we didn’t see that through.
OK.
I believe that we just killed the dragon and while the others pillage the corpse I lead you to a secluded area where I attempt to remove your leather armor. [Rolls dice] It comes off.
Oh?
What do you do?
I…kiss you on the lips?
I kiss you back on the… [Rolls dice] …lips as well. Your turn.
I remove your armor. What do you do?
I erotically caress your… [Rolls dice] …nose.
Keep rolling!
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