But on the bright side, we did manage to sideline the return of the world's great villains.
Right, teen girls.
Actually, I meant Hitler, Goebbels, and Himmler.
Oh, those were the names of the dinosaurs?
The Nazis.
That was my next guess.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Thanks again for designing these dresses, Impresario.
Well, what was I going to do, let you pick something out? Two women who think haute couture is when the dressing room at K-Mart gets a little sweaty?
Hey, who's this sexy lady and what have you done with Concierge?
Oh, you.
Seriously, what have you done with Concierge?
You can't go.
Whaaat? But I had Impresario make this tux for me.
It's for women only.
Although I've always considered gay men the women of the male community.
Yeah, I want to go. Women only; that's sexist. Men want to look at girls' butts, too.
We're not going there to look at girls' butts.
Oh, you're a breast man.
CConcerige
We're going to support other women.
Oh, so you're a bra man.
That doesn't make any sense.
It makes a little bit of sense.
Behind every great woman is another great woman. Behind that great woman is a third great woman. And behind that woman, perhaps a man who is transitioning to be a woman.
Mom, you're in the Dames of Danger?
I can't tell you, baby, 'cause it's a secret. That's the first thing they told me when I joined the Dames of Danger!
All the girls went to some stupid award show. Like we get it, you're women, here's your prize for not having a penis.
Cool, is the prize shaped like a penis?
No, it is not.
Right. 'Cause the Pee Buddy Award is shaped like a penis.
What do you think the Peabody Award is for?
Is it not about urinating with friends?
No, it is not.
MPMuscleman & Perfect Man
What?!?
Hey, Mr. Danger, you're gonna need to reimburse the place for the toilet. That thing is done.
DMr. Danger
Jesus, again?
Royal flush, baby.
Uh, we're playing Uno.
We should be celebrating our womanhood, especially on the night of the "Chick" Woman Magazine Awards.
Chic, mom.
(holds up a purse) Oh, thank you, baby. I bought it at Marshall's.
And what if I wanted to start a family, huh? Who's gonna save the world when you have to stop to breastfeed?
Lactation Lady does it, and she has triplets.
Good work, Hotwire. I guess in the rock, puking, seduction, puking beats seduction.
I hope you have a son and he looks like Prock and I can marry him in 19 years.
Okay, I will definitely be calling the police in advance.
How did we get so lucky?
You mean, to cheat so much in high school and never get caught?
I didn't cheat in high school.
Well, I cheated off of you, so you were complicit.
Good word.
They say it on The People's Court all the time, but I have no idea what it means.
RReporter
I know you're a great superhero, but what can you say to assure us you understand the problems of regular Americans?
What can I say; nothing. I'd never be able to understand the petty problems of people without powers. I save the world, you do God knows what. I can't even believe you call them problems if I'm being totally honest, right? (everyone stares) I feel like I'm phrasing that all wrong.
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