I don't know how to deal with these parasites.
Well, for one thing, I wouldn't call the voters parasites.
Hm, I see your point. Danny, kill the new campaign poster.
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If it will make you feel better, you can watch me shower.
That offer would probably mean more to him if you didn't make it to all of us all the time.
And yet Gadget Gal is the only one who ever takes me up on it.
And it still isn't getting old.
Thank you, friend.
Even the fastest man on Earth can't run away from heartache. Oh, the irony!
The best way to get over one man is to get under another one or in front of him, however it works with you fellows.
What's the Gay Mafia?
The world's first openly gay super villain team.
Good for them, except the villain part.
They're into all kinds of shady rackets. Counterfeiting antiques, blackmailing closeted celebrities, interior design.
(entering a gay club) Dear God, it looks like Walt Disney threw up all over the Copacabana.
Oh no, my dream bag is out of smells.
Had a change of heart, Frantic?
I've decided it's not fair to make people come out before they're ready.
Or to, you know, poison them to death.
People should be able to decide for themselves whether they want to be out of the closet.
Or be alive or dead.
All right, time to beat up some guys. Oh wait, that sounded bad even for me. All right, let's beat up some men who happen to be gay but we're doing it to stop their plan.
That sounded better.
Like a straight man just finding out about skinny ties, you're too late, Awesomes.
It feels pretty good to stop a bad guy again, even if I did have to use my mama as a prophylactic.
CChristopher
We learned it from The Goldfinch.
I'm asking for Jane Fonda from Agnes of God and you're giving me Jane Fonda from Monster-in-Law.
I haven't seen that much Spandex since the Solid Gold Christmas Special, which I watched unironically.
If one of you thinks there's even a tiny chance that it is your hand currently up my butt, please retract it!
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