I got to rewatch Swingers or something.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
And is it not true that you got your diploma not in psychology, but in pie-cology, the study of pies? And due to a typo in your diploma, you've been pretending to be a psychologist ever since?
JDr. Johansson
It's true! It's true! I'm a fraud. But my pies are delightful. You really must try them.
FGFirst Guard
Do we really need ten guards watching Speed Reader? I mean, his power is like... speed reading.
SGSecond Guard
Gotta respect the schedule.
The last thing I remember is the explosion and being pulled up to Heaven.
Heaven? You? (laughs) I'm sorry. You thought you were going to Heaven?
Okay, I know I wasn't the greatest guy. But I once did a 5K run for breast cancer.
You guys are nuts! Weddings are the best! There's free cake, dancing, and you get to see two of your cousins live happily ever after.
David Apelstein. He's a chiropractor from Apesylvania, the island nation filled with highly intelligent apes.
I might know him. Where'd he go to school?
Ape Elementary, Ape High School, and then Monkey College.
Montclair College?
No, Monkey College.
Oh, then I don't know him.
(talking about Catalina Island) Why tie yourself down?
Because I have a girlfriend.
Yes, but what happens in C.I. stays in C.I. Oh, wait. No, that was before they got sued by Las Vegas. No, I'm sorry, Prock. If you want to cheat on your girlfriend, what happens in C.I. is fair game to mention in all other locations.
No one calls it C.I.
I do.
They should have had you plan the wedding.
Always the guest, never the planner.
TTony
Hey, I'm Tony with Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza. Pizza Pizza merged with Pizza Pizza Pizza.
Why were those apes making you feel so bad about yourself?
Because that's what happens at weddings.
Dude, if you tell Jaclyn, she will totally never, ever forgive you.
I thought you said it wasn't my fault.
I know that. You know that. But women don't think like us. They are vicious, evil creatures. You see this scar?
Oh, wow. A woman did that to you?
No. When I was a little kid, I fell on a rake. That a woman put there.
This morning the President signed a new bill into law. The Superhero Underage Education Act. It mandates that any superhero who is of school age must be enrolled in school and maintain a B average.
Man, I'm glad they didn't have that law when I was a, um, smaller me.
You mean, a kid?
Kid! That's it. It was right on the tip of my... licking muscle.
Wow.
So let me get this straight, all six of you are coming with me?
Uh, actually seven. Nope. Nope. Six. I did Gadget Gal twice.
Many have.
I'll be the art teacher.
Why can't you be the janitor?
Oh, give me strength, Dr. King. I will be the art teacher because I have a Masters Degree in Design. And I will not be the janitor because I don't have a Masters Degree in English.
Well, at least Harry was able to reconcile with the Hendersons.
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