But now there is nowhere to run and nowhere to hide.
PPolice Officer
Run! Hide!
What did I just say about running and hiding? What does a guy have to do to be listened to?
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That's enough!
Okay, that's right. That's enough. Should I just give you the gun?
Are you serious?
Of course I'm not!
SGSusan Grace
Can you believe Mr. Awesome is 90? My grandmother is 87 and she's a mess.
RFRicky Finn
Mine is 82 and I've completely written her off.
Perfectman, over you? Why? Because he's stronger, because he's faster, handsomer? Because he can fly, because of his hair? His hair is awesome.
You're not helping.
But you are very bright. Why not use those smarts? Be a doctor, a lawyer, start a photo blog?
Mr. Awesome, you are in many ways the father I never had.
And you, Perfect Man, are like the son I never had.
I'm his son.
Right. But he's never had a son like Perfect Man.
That's not how the phrase is used.
Wonderful. I'm going to need a Tom Ford suit, some tuna carpaccio, three hookers, and one of those smartphones. A really, really smart phone. Wonderful, let's hop to it. Evil to be done!
And what's going on?
By the order of the President of the United States, we are Implementing Code 33.
Thirty-three is my ATM PIN code.
PIN codes are four digits.
That probably explains why money never comes out.
They would never walk over Dad like this. He would stick out his jaw and tell them absolutely not. I'm in charge now, that's what I have to do. Of course, I don't really have my father's jaw. His is almost a perfect square, and mine is weak and soft. Man, of all the things I didn't get from my dad, the thing I want most is that big ole jaw. So sticking out the jaw is a no-go.
How many are interested?
None.
Did you say nine?
None.
When you say none...?
A hundred and twenty-six gave a flat no, forty-five laughed at me, and three told me to tell you to go *bleep* yourself. Which I told them I was not going to do.
Thanks for that.
Maybe you're right. This is the new Awesomes, after all. Our bar is lower.
Ohhh, that's a good slogan.
That's not a good slogan.
So, how does this work? Do I get a secret identity? Perhaps wealthy philanthropist? In which case you should probably procure me a mansion and fancy butler.
You live in a room at Awesome Headquarters and get paid every other Thursday.
The hell?
TSTim's Mother
Tim is 11 years old, but he is very strong.
TSTim's Father
And very hard working. Tim is not lazy or weak like American heroes.
We're all American heroes.
TSTim's Mother
And look at you. Stupid, fat, crazy, and weak. How did I do?
Not bad.
You got some size in you there, short-pants. But as many ladies have told me, size doesn't matter.
Elderly chick fight! Coincidentally, that is the title of my favorite DVD.
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