David Apelstein. He's a chiropractor from Apesylvania, the island nation filled with highly intelligent apes.
I might know him. Where'd he go to school?
Ape Elementary, Ape High School, and then Monkey College.
Montclair College?
No, Monkey College.
Oh, then I don't know him.
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